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I'd give this surgeon a toes up.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:28 pm
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A man who sawed off his own thumb while making a wooden gift for his then-girlfriend has received a replacement: one of his toes.
Aiden Adkins, of Carson City in Michigan, was chopping in his garage in April when he saw a piece of wood chip off and fly across the room.
It turned out it was his thumb.
He was rushed to the hospital and doctors said they had four hours to reattach his thumb, but to this day his family still can't find it.
quote:
Adkins underwent the operation on August 20 at the University of Michigan Hospital, removing his left index toe, and using it to reconstruct a thumb.
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:29 pm to arseinclarse
what if it didn't work? Then he'd be toe and thumbless.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
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his then-girlfriend
He must have been good with that thumb.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:33 pm to arseinclarse
I've got nubbin to add here.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:36 pm to arseinclarse
I bet hes gonna suck at thumb wrestling
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:37 pm to arseinclarse
His new thumb probably smells of toe cheese. 
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:37 pm to arseinclarse
The surgeon is the boy's mother
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:39 pm to arseinclarse
Ole 9 Toes
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:39 pm to soccerfüt
There no business like toe business!!!!
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:44 pm to arseinclarse
looks like a Vince Vaughn or Megan Fox thumb
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:44 pm to arseinclarse
I’d give him one thumbs up.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:45 pm to RustyTiger
he'll never be able to count to 20 now, no matter what he does.
well, maybe...
well, maybe...
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:47 pm to arseinclarse
" but to this day his family still can't find it." This little nugget went unnoticed.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:48 pm to commode
SO SO SO Suck my toe
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:48 pm to arseinclarse
I’ll stick with one deformity over two.. if given the choice.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:51 pm to arseinclarse
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making a wooden gift for his then-girlfriend
She dumped him right after b/c his hands smelled like toe jam
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:43 pm to arseinclarse
Should of used his schlong
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:54 pm to arseinclarse
Jesus what happened to your hand?!
- You wouldn't believe me if I toe'd ya.
- You wouldn't believe me if I toe'd ya.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:24 pm to Jiggy Moondust
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I’ll stick with one deformity over two.. if given the choice.
So...you’d prefer no opposable thumb on a hand while having a toe that people rarely see day-to-day?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:27 pm to arseinclarse
That’s pretty amazing if he can move it around.
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