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re: I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.

Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Jcorye1
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:14 am to
Most people don't show the insane until a couple months in of knowing someone.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11713 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:16 am to
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Let's say you see a hot nurse, not married, and you want to talk to her



Start with how nurses are basically smarter and more experienced than doctors but get so disrespected. Nurses should be paid more than doctors.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97189 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:18 am to
Also hot chicks are used to compliments and attention so that route will likely fail unless you’re really attractive.

1. Talk to her like any other person, make her laugh if you’re good at being humorous

2. Then act like you don’t give much of a shite about her. It’ll drive her crazy if she is even a little bit into you and her need for attention will drive her into your arms
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:21 am to
Be

1. Rich
2. Tall
3. In shape
4. Good looking
5. Charming
6. Funny
7. Interesting
8. Playful
9. Fun
10. Have a big dick and some nice balls

The formula is simple

nothing else you say is going to really matter. That's what most women really want out of a man.

ETA - If you're not handsome you better be handy - and good with your tongue
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 11:31 am
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:24 am to
how to successfully talk to hot woman.

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a hot nurse


This her?

Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
24984 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:24 am to
I know I’m late to the thread, but man you have DEFINITELY come to the right place for this.
Posted by Finklesteins Kid
ATL
Member since May 2021
630 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:24 am to
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play to the room. You want to be the one telling jokes, telling stories, having people hang on your words. Be lively and funny


Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:24 am to
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If possible make a routine where yall see each other within a certain window during the day.


stalker alert
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:25 am to
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If possible make a routine where yall see each other within a certain window during the day.


stalker alert
I read that as ‘walker’ alert and was going to tell you that you have the wrong guy
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 11:26 am
Posted by BrockLee
Member since Sep 2020
55 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:27 am to
ask for her pronouns
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:27 am to
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Same way you’d talk to an average or ugly chick


This is key. Talk to her like you have no sexual interest in her.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130779 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:30 am to
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and some nice balls


Does anyone really have “nice balls”?

I mean, they are balls. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a woman complimenting the testicles of a man, in a visual sense.


Sure does feel good to have them played with though
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
145158 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:33 am to
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complimenting the testicles of a man, in a visual sense.
they sure look good slapping a big ol fat monkey while you’re buried in a sphincter
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22816 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:35 am to
Ask her how she likes her eggs..... scrambled or fertilized.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:37 am to
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I mean, they are balls. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a woman complimenting the testicles of a man, in a visual sense.


I have - they seem to love them
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130779 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:39 am to
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they sure look good slapping a big ol fat monkey while you’re buried in a sphincter



Feel good? definitely.

Look good?
My baw, they look like someone stuffed a couple kiwi fruits in a crown royal bag made from skin and dipped in beard shavings


Pendulous
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 11:41 am
Posted by dirtytigers
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 12:22 pm to
For some actual advice it all starts with you. Obviously each situation will be different but the one variable you can control is you. And that means taking some pride in yourself. That starts with your appearance, no single attractive woman is going to lust over an overweight man with overgrown hair and a neck beard wearing PFGs and cargo shorts Sorry OT).

Clean up your look and wear some well fitting neutral colored clothes. Im of the accord that men shouldn’t wear shorts in public, this excludes the country club or quick trips to the store, etc. So this can be something like slim fit chinos or colored jeans with a nice tshirt. When wearing pants you cant just throw on any old dusty pair of tennis shoes, wear a nice color coordinating pair of sneakers or just go with a classic all white pair. Also make sure you always have on some good cologne, women love a good smelling man. A simple change in your appearance will bring confidence and that is what you are trying to exude.

Another thing that brings confidence is getting in the gym, every time I have been at my best with the ladies is when I have been working out a ton. Seeing yourself making progress will make you feel great about yourself, and if you don't feel good about yourself how will a woman ever feel that.

Next step comes to communicating. One method I have always used is making a lap around wherever you are at, head held high and noticing who gives you the eyes, you will know what Im talking about, those are the women that will be your easiest to talk to because they will already recognize you instead of just feeling like a random creep coming up. The hardest part is the ice breaker, so obviously this is where it will vary significantly from situation to situation. But thats what you use to your advantage, don't overthink and keep it simple with something light hearted about the environment that you are sharing together. Hopefully you get a chuckle but if not its okay, most women are bitches. Then start asking simple questions about themselves and act like you are interested, but not too interested. This is the KEY, just like men, women don’t want something that is just handed to them you have to be smooth but still complimentary, short of words at time but very effective in these short words, try to avoid being cheesy. And while you are doing this make sure you are alternating between looking her in the eyes and scanning the room you are in, act like you are looking for something. Since you are looking in her eyes too she will see your eyes wandering and think you have other options out there. This little chat there may be some times where no one is talking but that is okay, that means she is thinking the same as you at that time. After a while of talking and feeling comfortable ask for her number and carry on the conversation until it goes dead or you have something else to attend to. This quick conversation will give you all you need to know if they are dating material or one night stand, if one night stand try to bump into her later that night if at the bar or don't be afraid to shoot a late night text if you feel like you have nothing to lose.

If you had a good conversation shoot a next day simple text “Hey its (name) it was nice to meet you, I had a good time talking to you” or something similar will always work. This will make her feel appreciated and happy you remembered her. Light talk from there for a while and then ask her what she is doing a certain night and take her on a date, if she is busy ask when she is free. Next thing you know you are not only talking but dating a hot woman.

TLDR:
1. Dress Nice
2. Have Confidence
3. bullshite them into thinking your special
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53177 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 12:22 pm to
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Let me ask my wife, she is hot


Doubtful only because you spend so much time building models.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130779 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 12:24 pm to
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Doubtful only because you spend so much time building models.



POSTING models. It’s the other one that builds them.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79618 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 12:25 pm to
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I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.




Start with your grammar.
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