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I want the doctor who did Christa Pike’s execution to be my doctor

Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:05 pm
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32751 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:05 pm
I want that doctor to be in charge of my health. He can’t kill a person when he tries to!!!! I’ll live forever!!!!!!
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
791 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:06 pm to
This sounded better in your head. Take a lap.
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
6686 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:06 pm to
Good to know.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
84440 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21808 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:09 pm to
Does she still have the piece of skull from the victim?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21808 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:13 pm to
I don’t, it’s probably a woman.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57438 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:15 pm to
Oh brother
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19344 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:18 pm to
My buddy went to med school with him what do you need to know
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37033 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:07 pm to
Is the executioner actually a doctor? I figured that would go against the whole oath thing.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122749 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:11 pm to
See what happens when he tries to keep you alive.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40259 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

This sounded better in your head. Take a lap.
would you say the joke had bad…execution…?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10921 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:25 pm to
Somebody call that doctor that accidentally removed a guys liver.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1783 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:56 pm to
Justice for Colleen.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
7089 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 7:02 pm to
The need to get one of the Memphis locals up there, I bet they can kill her.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Spiced groves of ceaseless verdure
Member since Sep 2003
141646 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

I want the doctor who did Christa Pike’s execution to be my doctor
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
74642 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 10:34 pm to
Florida uses the three drug approach that doesn't fail. Not sure why they don't.

She has some blood condition that clots so quickly or something which makes their method ineffective. She also didn't eat or drink before it to make it more difficult.

There should be alternatives when you are carrying this out.

This nurse kind of explains it.



Posted by Craft
Member since Oct 2019
1365 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 10:36 pm to
can’t believe you got that many upvotes
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67296 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 11:31 pm to
That doctor was paid to botch it by deep state anti-capital punishment types.

That doctor wouldn't get paid by them to tend to you .
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
30374 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:07 am to
Don’t attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86014 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:21 am to
I bet nobody has ever survived the firing squad. So just do that. Or a bullet to the back of the head. That’d work every time.
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