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Athos
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Lol.... I could prolly speed walk that in under 30.

She’s slow and so are you.


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Salmon
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Running a 5k without any prep is not very smart. Get ready to vomit.


from jogging at basically a 10 min pace?


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Boudreaux35
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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29 min 5k is slow af


This is very true, HOWEVER....

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The race is this Saturday. Never ran in my life


Notice, he didn't say that he's never run a race, but never run at all. If you've never run 3 miles in one stretch before, he's not going to do it in 29 minutes. Not sure where this race is, but if its around here, in So. La, with the temps right now, he's in trouble.


Mr. Hangover
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New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
What kind of a-hole PAYS $40 to fricking run


Athos
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Member since Sep 2016
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
5K are often run for charities.


Ssubba
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Member since Oct 2014
2645 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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You think this is impressive?


I know nothing about races. I'm just glad I didn't say anything outrageous like 24 minutes.

I plan on checking out the route at some point this week. Looks to be entirely flat.


Jack Daniel
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In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Can bench 185lbs 3x5, if that matters.

It doesn’t
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we’re going on a date afterwards regardless of what happens

No y’all aren’t


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yellowfin
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
That’s basically walking


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Ssubba
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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5K are often run for charities.


Exactly. This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.


Salmon
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Notice, he didn't say that he's never run a race, but never run at all. If you've never run 3 miles in one stretch before, he's not going to do it in 29 minutes.


any young male that just isn't a complete slob should be able to run a 30 min 5k

my 65 year old mom ran a 5k in like 35 minutes


JohnDoe00
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2019
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
If she runs it in 31 shes probably wide enough to draft off of. Tail her the first 2 miles then burn it down for the remainder of the race.


JOJO Hammer
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Can bench 185lbs 3x5, if that matters.



Yes, your bench press is a direct indication of how well you run.


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TrapperJohn
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Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
6317 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
If you actually run, you’ll be too sore to have sex that night. Sprained ankle, as mentioned earlier, is your only course of action.


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Golfer
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Member since Nov 2005
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Running a 5k without any prep is not very smart. Get ready to vomit.


We're talking about a 5k with a moderately in shape young adult male...not a half-marathon.
This post was edited on 8/13 at 9:16 am


whoisnickdoobs
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
You won't be sore if you take Friday off. Get the runkeeper app and go running this afternoon. Screen shot your results, post tonight, and we OT fitness experts can advise you on your next course of action.


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Salmon
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Exactly. This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.



just the run the race with her

if you talk the entire time, you will both naturally slow down to keep a conversation pace


Geauxld Finger
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Get a good jog going and blow out that knee baw


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Jones
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
That just gave me chills







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Kyrie Eleison
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)


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ksayetiger
Wisconsin Fan
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Member since Jul 2007
53195 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Wait wait WAIT



What does this girl look like?


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