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Ssubba
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I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
UPDATE:Results on page 25.

She ran this same 5k last year and finished in 31 minutes. Me, not knowing anything about 5k times, said I usually run them under 29 minutes just so I could one up her. Paid $40 and signed up yesterday. The race is this Saturday. Never ran in my life. What is the best course of action? I'm 6'1, 190 lbs, probably what you would call 'skinny fat'. Can bench 185lbs 3x5, if that matters.

On the plus side, we're going on a date afterwards regardless of what happens.
This post was edited on 8/17 at 6:13 pm


fallguy_1978
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Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
You better sprain your ankle baw.


bullittmcqueen
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
RIP


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Salmon
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
29 min 5k is slow af

that is like a 9:30 min pace



Purple Spoon
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Make sure you carb load before the race.

I prefer fettuccini Alfredo


BabyTac
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Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
5854 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Running less than a 10 minute mile pace should be easily doable at any age unless you’re just obese.


whoisnickdoobs
LSU Fan
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
6713 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
You time yourself yet? Now I want to time myself to see how fast I can run a 5k.
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The Boat
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Member since Oct 2008
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
LOL did you walk it?


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Lawyered
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Pics to see if it’s worth it


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Darth_Vader
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Just make a blowjob bet with her on your time. If you finish under 29 minutes, she swallows, if you finish over that time you finish on her tits. Either way you get a blowjob out of it.


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Ssubba
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Should I even bother trying to run it before Saturday? I don't want to be in a situation where I'm too sore to perform on race day.


LSUBoo
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Member since Mar 2006
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I think the best course of action here is to have a friend break your leg with a baseball bat. Make up a story about something heroic like saving a toddler from a pit bull.

Then show up to the race to cheer her on. She can't catch you in your lie, you score points for showing up anyway, and you'll get all sorts of sympathy points for having your leg in a cast.



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VetteGuy
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I'm 57. 5'11.5, 199

I a 5K last year in 28:03.

On the plus side, I didn't have to make up any stories and still had sex after.



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Mikey99
Member since Nov 2016
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Shouldn’t be a problem. The worst you can do is go out too fast and redline too quick. Start at a slower pace and gradually pick it up if you can.


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Oilfieldbiology
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Member since Nov 2016
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Anyone can run under a 10 minute mile. I don’t know many people who don’t run regularly who could do it for 3 miles straight.


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Jp1LSU
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Member since Oct 2005
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
That’s basically 9 1/2 minute miles (3) of them. If you are under 35 that shouldn’t be difficult.
My game plan if I was that out of shape would be to just run at her pace. 31 minutes is basically a fast walk.


rondo
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I'm probably 10-15 lbs overweight and I run a 5k in just over 24 minutes




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Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Running a 5k without any prep is not very smart. Get ready to vomit. If you are lucky, she will see it as a nice gesture. Don't back out or you will be seen as a liar.


kywildcatfanone
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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
quote:

I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes


You think this is impressive?


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Vegetative State
Atlanta United Fan
Member since Jul 2019
153 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I ran a 5K recently after training for 4 days a week for 2 months. I'm 6'0", 175 lbs. I ran it in 26 minutes. It had some hills along the way.

You better hope your 5K is flat and you better start SLOW.

I think you're better off to fake a foot injury if the race is Saturday.


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