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Kyrie Eleison
Favorite team: | LSU ![]() |
Location: | Waco, Texas |
Biography: | |
Interests: | Rollin' with the Anti-Christ... |
Occupation: | Lawyer |
Number of Posts: | 1576 |
Registered on: | 7/31/2012 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: James Carville misrepresenting LSU
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/17/25 at 9:53 am
quote:
Do you understand how ignorant and stupid this makes you look?
lol...of course he doesn't; guy's greatest achievements are finishing his GED at 24, window licking, and cowering in the corner at the slightest of confrontations. so he digital shite talks like a 4th grader b/c he heard someone else say it and his smooth brain thinking thought it sounded cool.
re: Caught a Chain Pickerel Yesterday
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/15/25 at 4:29 pm
if this thread is any indication of your general knowledge about things, you don't know shite from frick
hate frick your own face, jackass.
hate frick your own face, jackass.
re: Caught a Chain Pickerel Yesterday
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/14/25 at 4:00 pm
it's not a pike, it's a chain pickeral...same fam, entirely different species.
and just so you know, that pick in the photo is a pretty fricking big one for that species...damn near maximum size.
pike get way, way larger than that.
and just so you know, that pick in the photo is a pretty fricking big one for that species...damn near maximum size.
pike get way, way larger than that.
re: I see many of our faithful fans have opted out of the bowl game…
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 12/21/24 at 9:48 am
yeah frick that. i have a personal stake in this one regardless of how meaningless it is in terms of our goals and expectations.
i live in Waco, my wife is an administrator at Baylor and did her PhD there. my mom’s a Baylor grad as is my sister, her husband (PhD), and 3 of their 4 kids.
my oldest son is a Baylor grad, my middle son will graduate from Baylor next December, and my youngest son AND stepson are both freshman at Baylor having just finished their first semester.
and I’m the only LSU grad of our sad, sorted lot (there was no fricking way this blue blood coonass was ever going anywhere else but LSU).
I’m actually a big fan of Baylor: my kids have received, now and in the past, an excellent education and experience here. And the perks from her job are amazing (for example, all of our kids received 100% tuition remission and allowed scholarships to be used for room/meal plans/books, etc). Free education for 4 kids at an R1 university? Sign us up.
Furthermore my wife has to go to every home game and enjoys primo and unlimited access to all sporting events, her particular access required multiple security clearances, including an extremely thorough federal screening, for her particular job, which means i do not get to follow along. But they do supply me with excellent seats for free. And i enjoy it and root for them.
But not this game.
Trust me when I say I’m shite talking nonstop from down to dark to family, friends, my many colleagues who are BU grads and most especially my wife’s friends and colleagues. frick them. frick ALL of ‘em. We’re going to a Xmas party tonight of higher administration and I’m wearing purple and gold.
Should we lose this game…and it’s a definite possibility given how BU has improved across the board each game…the amount of retribution I will endure will be relentless.
But frick it. In for a penny, in for a pound. Hero or zero, nothing else.
Just win, baby.
Btw, any questions about their team I’ll be happy to answer.
i live in Waco, my wife is an administrator at Baylor and did her PhD there. my mom’s a Baylor grad as is my sister, her husband (PhD), and 3 of their 4 kids.
my oldest son is a Baylor grad, my middle son will graduate from Baylor next December, and my youngest son AND stepson are both freshman at Baylor having just finished their first semester.
and I’m the only LSU grad of our sad, sorted lot (there was no fricking way this blue blood coonass was ever going anywhere else but LSU).
I’m actually a big fan of Baylor: my kids have received, now and in the past, an excellent education and experience here. And the perks from her job are amazing (for example, all of our kids received 100% tuition remission and allowed scholarships to be used for room/meal plans/books, etc). Free education for 4 kids at an R1 university? Sign us up.
Furthermore my wife has to go to every home game and enjoys primo and unlimited access to all sporting events, her particular access required multiple security clearances, including an extremely thorough federal screening, for her particular job, which means i do not get to follow along. But they do supply me with excellent seats for free. And i enjoy it and root for them.
But not this game.
Trust me when I say I’m shite talking nonstop from down to dark to family, friends, my many colleagues who are BU grads and most especially my wife’s friends and colleagues. frick them. frick ALL of ‘em. We’re going to a Xmas party tonight of higher administration and I’m wearing purple and gold.
Should we lose this game…and it’s a definite possibility given how BU has improved across the board each game…the amount of retribution I will endure will be relentless.
But frick it. In for a penny, in for a pound. Hero or zero, nothing else.
Just win, baby.
Btw, any questions about their team I’ll be happy to answer.
re: Ben Bell Texas State #1 edge
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 12/12/24 at 10:16 am
:lol:
re: Ben Bell Texas State #1 edge
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 12/12/24 at 9:55 am

re: Do you ever pull for other SEC teams when not facing LSU? Re:Vandy
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 10/21/24 at 7:44 am
Texas better strap up this weekend bc Vandy’s gonna pop em in the mouth as soon as the bell rings.
in regards to the question, hell no. frick ALL of em, but especially aTm. if the Aggies were playing a team of all-stars from the Taliban, Hezbollah, Hamas, North Korea and China, I’d root for the all-stars.
bunch insufferable bastards who can’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
in regards to the question, hell no. frick ALL of em, but especially aTm. if the Aggies were playing a team of all-stars from the Taliban, Hezbollah, Hamas, North Korea and China, I’d root for the all-stars.
bunch insufferable bastards who can’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Which one of you is…
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 10/2/24 at 7:22 am
re: For those travelling to Vegas: sign suggestion
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/26/24 at 3:47 pm

re: Joe Sloan on Kaleb Jackson: ‘He’s a powerful, powerful human’
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/9/24 at 6:35 am
yes, because the TE is the only one who can block. no one else, just our TE position.
it takes a miserable, utterly alone, bitter individual to wake up at 4:20 am with such a high level of bastard.
it takes a miserable, utterly alone, bitter individual to wake up at 4:20 am with such a high level of bastard.
I think we’re going to okay on D
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/19/24 at 8:45 am
fully expect the scheme to be worlds better than the previous season, as well as individual development and technique to be much improved. Baker knows how to scheme and work with personnel to work around weaknesses, and expect LB play be much improved across the board given how Baker was able to transform Damone Clark from decent with loads of potential into a damn good LB in a single season. I can easily the same transformation with Penn who has been fairly solid but inconsistent technique wise and sometimes gets lost in the wash. Weeks’ instincts will be maximized and Perkins will be all over the place position wise forcing Os to find him presnap.
Bo will have Guillory playing a much higher level at the 0 tech given his development history at UT, and will dramatically improve our DL technique assuming the kids buy in. Recall last year the DL really had no dedicated position coach after what’s-his-face went down with a heart attack and were coached up by a hodgepodge committee. Thats gone, and any improvement will profound and noticeable and have positive results on the field.
Say what you want about Raymond but good lord he’s worlds better than Steeples. Dude was way over his head, getting in the door on personality and recruiting chops, but I’ve never seen such poor technique and tackling from our CBs …constantly out of position pre snap, on the wrong foot, unable to break on the ball. Toviano will be night and day better with a year in and new scheme/coaching, as will Stamps. Same with the safeties.
It’ll be bend not break, but we’ll be 10-14 pts better than last year. And with each improvement confidence will grow. And that’s a huge factor bc trust in coaches and scheme is half the battle (something completely absent last year).
The issue is depth; the gods will have to have mercy on us health wise but if that pans out we’ll be salty.
Cautiously optimistic…
Bo will have Guillory playing a much higher level at the 0 tech given his development history at UT, and will dramatically improve our DL technique assuming the kids buy in. Recall last year the DL really had no dedicated position coach after what’s-his-face went down with a heart attack and were coached up by a hodgepodge committee. Thats gone, and any improvement will profound and noticeable and have positive results on the field.
Say what you want about Raymond but good lord he’s worlds better than Steeples. Dude was way over his head, getting in the door on personality and recruiting chops, but I’ve never seen such poor technique and tackling from our CBs …constantly out of position pre snap, on the wrong foot, unable to break on the ball. Toviano will be night and day better with a year in and new scheme/coaching, as will Stamps. Same with the safeties.
It’ll be bend not break, but we’ll be 10-14 pts better than last year. And with each improvement confidence will grow. And that’s a huge factor bc trust in coaches and scheme is half the battle (something completely absent last year).
The issue is depth; the gods will have to have mercy on us health wise but if that pans out we’ll be salty.
Cautiously optimistic…
re: Are we in the Golden Age of LSU QBs?
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/18/24 at 9:42 pm
quote:
Those late Miles teams with literally anyone semi-comptent at QB would have been trouble
Many of them were more than competent, they were just forced to play in and operate a shite scheme and were provided with even shittier development, coaching and play calling.
Andrew Luck would’ve looked turrible had he played for Miles.
re: alternatives for sodas (prebiotic/probiotic carbonated drinks, flavored sparkling water)
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/17/24 at 8:10 am
I don’t drink…allergic to alcohol (I break out in divorce and unemployment) and for the last 11.5 years have made health and wellness my focus and lifestyle, which means I stay away from sodas. But I love fizzy, carbonated beverages. Sparkling water is a mainstay of my daily routine, and my wife and I have come up with a variety of ways to keep things interesting.
For example, we’ll juice a peach in a lemon squeezer and add the juice along with a small sprig of thyme and a dash of cinnamon and tumeric,
My favorite over the summer is to add a lime wedge and two mint leaves to a Topa Chico and you get a “Topa-jito” (a play on a mojito). Or add a couple of crushed blackberries and mint.
Plenty of things you can do to keep things interesting and healthy, just stay natural annd keep away from the commercially produced flavor additives. They’re shite.
For example, we’ll juice a peach in a lemon squeezer and add the juice along with a small sprig of thyme and a dash of cinnamon and tumeric,
My favorite over the summer is to add a lime wedge and two mint leaves to a Topa Chico and you get a “Topa-jito” (a play on a mojito). Or add a couple of crushed blackberries and mint.
Plenty of things you can do to keep things interesting and healthy, just stay natural annd keep away from the commercially produced flavor additives. They’re shite.
re: Tiger RPI now up to 20 on Warren Nolan Live
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 5/25/24 at 10:44 pm
Who gives a shite; we’ll play you in the parking lot…any time, any place.
re: Can you judge a coach by his hair cut? Who are your top choices on hair cut fails?
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 5/3/24 at 9:13 am
huh...had no clue CBK was in the Marshall Tucker Band.
re: One hour ago...
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/10/24 at 1:35 pm
y'all are kind of missing the point: not that y'all would know, but the name of the restaurant is Mi Casita. everyone in Waco knows this place.
now run that through your Google translator and get back to me...
now run that through your Google translator and get back to me...
One hour ago...
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/10/24 at 1:18 pm
re: A Kentucky fan's perspective on the state of the program
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 3/22/24 at 10:54 am
lol...

re: Can i use beef tallow for a roux?
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 3/20/24 at 3:47 pm

re: Is Red Lerilles the best gym in the south
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 3/18/24 at 3:25 pm
quote:
Is this a roided up Guido place or a yoga pants place? Asking for a friend.
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