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I had dinner with a new client the other night, and I think she is a transgender.

Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6567 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:49 pm
She just looks like a man. Talks kinda like a man talking like a girl. Deliberately touched my arm a few times during dinner. Kinda flirty. But there is potential there for a ton of work in the future.

Am I being catfished?

ETA: She is small (petite), with no discernible Adam's apple. I am so confused.
This post was edited on 12/11/17 at 9:51 pm
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31628 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:50 pm to
Did you pound?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:50 pm to
Just grit your teeth and hope he takes it slow, bro. We all have our price.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26434 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:51 pm to
Reach under it's skirt and see if you grab onto a tree trunk...
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

She just looks like a man. Talks kinda like a man talking like a girl. Deliberately touched my arm a few times during dinner. Kinda flirty. But there is potential there for a ton of work in the future.

Am I being catfished?


I'm confused. You think it's a dude dressed up as a woman, right?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29135 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Deliberately touched my arm a few times during dinner.



#youtoo
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4147 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
Was there an Adam's apple?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
Did you ask their preferred gender pronouns?
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
If it smells like catfish, it's a girl.

If it smells like swamp arse, it's a boy.

Report back and let us know.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
When he pulls his dick out of his dress just roll him over and use your imagination. This is business you are talking about here.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
Subtle brag about banging a trans.

You should go public with this, you'll be paraded around for how brave you are.

Oh, and grats on the secks.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20869 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
Everyone has their price?
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51474 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:52 pm to
Did s/he look like this?

Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:53 pm to
Only one way to find out...
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:54 pm to
Did she ask to push in ur stool after dinner?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:54 pm to
Only one way to find out, ask her where she wants to eat next time you take her out.

Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33855 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

But there is potential there for a ton of work in the future


You can buy a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:55 pm to
If it’s a business relationship what the hell should you care? Money is money.

If you’re worried because it moved and you think it might be a guy, then that’s your own problem. But from a work perspective, it’s a non-issue.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33849 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:56 pm to
It's 2017. It's cool to bang a tranny as long as you're the top
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32641 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 9:56 pm to
It’s all pink on the inside bro





























Not really you’ll be plowing this dude’s poo factory so it’ll be brown
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