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re: I had dinner with a new client the other night, and I think she is a transgender.

Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19853 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

She just looks like a man. Talks kinda like a man talking like a girl. Deliberately touched my arm a few times during dinner. Kinda flirty. But there is potential there for a ton of work in the future.

Am I being catfished?

ETA: She is small (petite), with no discernible Adam's apple. I am so confused.






You work 40 HRs a week and make 200k a year don’t you?
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

She is small (petite)


quote:

She just looks like a man

quote:

Talks kinda like a man




You’re a liar
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:04 pm to
Would you let her take you to pound town for some business??
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16930 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17213 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:07 pm to
How much business? You don’t have to bang him. Do just enough to get buy and get paid.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23564 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:10 pm to
Just tell her/him you’re gay........problem solved.





Or, you could just tell a lie.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38342 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

I had dinner with a new client the other night, and I think she is a transgender.


Did it at any point during the dinner say "what's a computer"?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61734 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

But there is potential there for a ton of work in the future.

Bud, we have all been there. Sexing a tranny for a bonus check is the American way.
Posted by GOMD78
Ox Bow Lake
Member since Oct 2017
388 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

I had dinner the other night with a hooker with a penis
fify
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18403 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:44 pm to
The hands are the tell all. Did she have man hands??
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:48 pm to
I have this recurring dream where I pork this really attractive woman. Butt, her vag is tight and feels just like my wiener is sliding into a hollowed out peen. Butt, Idigress....

If ankles and wrists are small, feet and hands are small, the physique does not look masculine, shoulders and hips are proportionate for a woman, go get it man!
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

But there is potential there for a ton of work in the future.
I say you frick it or let it frick you if that's what it takes.

Be a team player bro.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13169 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:52 pm to
Does their money pay?

Likely they don’t want to have sex with you anyway and just see this as a business relationship.
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7738 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:56 pm to
Let me guess, she was on her period so asked you to just piihb?
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 12:12 am to
quote:

Let me guess, she was on her period so asked you to just piihb?
Man, I can't tell you how many times I've fallen for that one.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24903 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:46 am to


It;s an ambush
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71859 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:48 am to
quote:

Deliberately touched my arm a few times during dinner.


What you have yourself is a sexual harassment case. Join the party
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:28 am to
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