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re: I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today

Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25157 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

some people pay for that kind of service.


WEell, it was $20 + tip. Just the tip.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5426 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:41 pm to
will never let another cosmotology trained female touch my hair again after going to a classically trained barber the last 6 years.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72199 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:41 pm to
If she lets you call her baby girl, you might consider locking her down as your preferred stylist. Sounds like a fun relationship.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31573 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:47 pm to
Last time I got my hair cut by a black chick she asked me to buy her panties from Victoria's Secret. I declined.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
100018 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:49 pm to
Sue her. She would sue your cracker azz if the roles were reversed
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25157 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:50 pm to
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Sue her. She would sue your cracker azz if the roles were reversed


Ninja, I paid her for the privilege.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74410 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

will never let another cosmotology trained female touch my hair again after going to a classically trained barber the last 6 years.


Wait til you try the baroquely trained barbers.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86821 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:03 pm to
The Hair Industrial Complex, man.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106871 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:05 pm to
My barber is a 78 year old 101st Airborne Vietnam vet. I've been going to him since 5th grade. In all that time he's managed never to slap me.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72199 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:08 pm to
Old man like that ain't tryna flirt for tips.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25157 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:08 pm to
quote:


My barber is a 78 year old 101st Airborne Vietnam vet. I've been going to him since 5th grade. In all that time he's managed never to slap me.


Does he really love you, though?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22128 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:14 pm to
My dad had clippers and cut our hair up through maybe 12 years old. He had us sit on a chair on the back porch and, if we moved when he said to hold still, he would cop us on the head with the clippers. Ouch. No matter how much it itched or whatever, I was no moving again.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72199 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:18 pm to
Any of yall have a weird need to be a statue in those situations? I develop SEAL like mind over matter when I get my mustache trimmed or when I'm at the dentist.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Arrogant Dickweed
Member since Jun 2004
199491 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:24 pm to
he seemed more South America that Europe
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17516 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:15 pm to
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I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Todayby PurpleandGold MotownWent to get a haircut today (buy one and get the rest free). Sitting in the chair and I cocked my head just a little bit and that woman slapped the shite out of the back of my head. She popped me like I was a toddler. She reset me to factory settings. Told me, "I was messing up the trajectory..." of my cut.


Should probably stop going to Wondercuts.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53741 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:32 pm to
You should hook up with one.

Get like me.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6443 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:53 pm to
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Nah them fingers working that product in my hair and massaging my neck felt nice. I think she regretted hitting me and was putting in a little extra care.


Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
10442 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:56 pm to
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This didn’t happen.


Of course not. Everyone knows black women are the sweetest on planet earth.
Posted by Zeta_Zeta
TX
Member since Jul 2018
102 posts
Posted on 8/28/26 at 11:39 am to
“40+” Yeah she was probably annoyed at you coming in to get your comb over cut. Just accept you are bald.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76962 posts
Posted on 8/28/26 at 12:00 pm to
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My barber is a 78 year old 101st Airborne Vietnam vet. I've been going to him since 5th grade. In all that time he's managed never to slap me.
Sounds like you’ve found the barber of civil.

OP got slapped at a tonsorial establishment and comes here to complain about receiving barbarian treatment.
This post was edited on 8/28/26 at 12:01 pm
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