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I Got Slapped by a Black Woman Today
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:29 pm
Went to get a haircut today (buy one and get the rest free). Sitting in the chair and I cocked my head just a little bit and that woman slapped the shite out of the back of my head. She popped me like I was a toddler. She reset me to factory settings. Told me, "I was messing up the trajectory..." of my cut.
As a 40+ year old man, I have not been checked like that in decades.
I realize that this is a dumb little story, but if I don't document it, I will not believe it ever happened.
As a 40+ year old man, I have not been checked like that in decades.
I realize that this is a dumb little story, but if I don't document it, I will not believe it ever happened.
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Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Super Cuts?
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I wouldn't frick with a black chick with scissors
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:31 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I think I would find a different place bro
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:31 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I wouldn’t go to a barber that does bogo
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:32 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
You liked it.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:32 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:
I think I would find a different place bro
Nah them fingers working that product in my hair and massaging my neck felt nice. I think she regretted hitting me and was putting in a little extra care.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:33 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
This didn’t happen.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:34 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
id rock her jaw so quick, shaquita would be needing acadian!
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:35 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
As a 40+ year old man…
…you should be getting a cut from a barber and not a hair stylist.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:35 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Dear Facebook?
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:36 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
mexicans cut the best hair but they are all at alligator alcatraz
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:36 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
Went to get a haircut today (buy one and get the rest free)
This is my kind of joke.
And I think I wouldn't mind a little slap and tickle from a commanding queen if she had them long nails and used them on my scalp.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
…you should be getting a cut from a barber and not a hair stylist.
See, I still have all of my hair and don't want a #4 with a low fade.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:37 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Don’t lie … you went from 6 to 12 real quick.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:37 pm to GRTiger
quote:hows my barber?
a little slap and tickle from a commanding queen i
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:38 pm to LazloHollyfeld
quote:
Don’t lie … you went from 6 to 12 real quick.
Bout a 9. I was right angling it.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:38 pm to OWLFAN86
Haven't seen him in a while. I think he went to Eastern Europe for a breakdancing competition.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:39 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
See, I still have all of my hair and don't want a #4 with a low fade.
Today I learned barbers only know one haircut.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:39 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:some people pay for that kind of service.
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