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re: I don't want to sleep with my wife anymore
Posted on 7/25/22 at 11:01 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/25/22 at 11:01 am to Jim Rockford
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Welcome to middle age, baw
rub it in baw!! old lady's going through the 'pause, I look like Tim Conway's old man routine or the evolution of man for about the first ten steps when I get out of bed



Posted on 7/25/22 at 11:02 am to bbarras85
Looks like Alaska has a lot of wife swapping
Posted on 7/25/22 at 11:14 am to SirSaintly
To answer your question, yep; on different sides of the Mississippi River, 17 minutes apart.
The caregiver life. Hate going to bed alone every night.
The caregiver life. Hate going to bed alone every night.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 11:38 am to SirSaintly
Get a king and drop the temp at nite
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:07 pm to SirSaintly
i don't want to sleep with your wife anymore either...
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:08 pm to SirSaintly
Have you considered a king or even california king bed?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:13 pm to SirSaintly
Sleep may be the single most determining factor of our health.
For a while the dogs were in the bed, and occasional child. I would wake up 4-5 times a night, and it destroyed my sleep. I slept in the spare, first register off the AC, and it was life changing.
Wife kicked the dogs out, I’m back in the king, but wish it was colder.
For a while the dogs were in the bed, and occasional child. I would wake up 4-5 times a night, and it destroyed my sleep. I slept in the spare, first register off the AC, and it was life changing.
Wife kicked the dogs out, I’m back in the king, but wish it was colder.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:31 pm to Cheese Grits
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Looks like Alaska has a lot of wife swapping
My thoughts exactly. I'm not sure who buys these other than swingers and mormons.


Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:59 pm to SirSaintly
We resolved this issue by getting the white noise phone app, separate TwinXL mattresses of different brands/firmness and just putting the fitted King sheet over them. It's been 5 years and no issues with either of us sleeping.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:25 pm to SirSaintly
quote:I can't imagine ever sleeping in a bed with another person that wasn't a King.
Don't have a King
There's plenty of space.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:29 pm to SirSaintly
Just get a 4 inch temperpedic/memory foam topper, You won’t even know she’s on the other side of the bed, unless you reach out…
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
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Don't have a King.
I don’t understand how a married person doesn’t have a king bed. On the occasion that I have to sleep on something smaller on vacation or at a family members house there is no sleep. It is terrible.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
I’d love to tell you that you could just be honest & tell her the truth and she’ll be understanding. But I don’t think you should chance it.
First off, I hope you didn’t tell her you got great sleep with her away. If you did, you’re already f’d.
If not, then what you need to do is figure out a way to have your wife suggest that you sleep in the other bedrm. Start tossing/turning in your “sleep”. Sighing, getting up, etc. Start off slow so she’s not suspicious. Go to the spare bedrm with a book or the tv on and pretend you went in there to read/watch tv b/c you weren’t sleepy. Then you tell her you just fell asleep in there. Design your own plan based off what you think will work.
First off, I hope you didn’t tell her you got great sleep with her away. If you did, you’re already f’d.

Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:44 pm to East Coast Band
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Get a king size bed,
Go all the way, a California King.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:50 pm to SirSaintly
Do you not have a king bed?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:51 pm to SlickRickerz
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Get a king size bed,
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Go all the way, a California King.

Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:17 pm to SirSaintly
Nope, but I make sure our temp is cold and we kind of stay apart through the night. She puts on warmer clothes for when she thinks it's too cold. Works great for us and both sleep fine.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:20 pm to SirSaintly
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Don't have a King.
Tha frick?
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May be something to look into
I'd do that before telling my wife I'm sleeping elsewhere.
I would use it as an opportunity to purchase a new king mattress with cooling features.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:21 pm to SirSaintly
I snore like Stacy Abrams so I sleep in a separate room.
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