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re: Husbends who make happy birthday post to their wives on facebook

Posted on 6/24/26 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10805 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 9:55 pm to
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It is not nearly as stupid and annoying as when someone wishes a dead relative Happy Birthday in Heaven.


That’s not stupid or annoying unless you’re incredibly heartless.
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
2697 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:11 pm to
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Always have flowers delivered to their work or social group location. Never to their house. They want the big show in front of their friends and coworkers.


When we were first married I was going to post one of those valentines day my wife is the best post as I figured she would get pissed, because I saw all the bullshite the previous year. She caught me writing it up and said yeah don't do that. I asked why and she said good men don't post that stuff. That's being posted by a guy who either has a batshit crazy woman who flips her shite if she is not worshipped online (so she does not want that stigma), a guy who is a narcissist who is really posting about how he landed a trophy, or a guy who is desperate to save his relationship. She said emotional touchy feely posts like that should only come from the wife.

to never having to stress over that.

And yes I only send flowers to our house.
This post was edited on 6/24/26 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31087 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:19 pm to
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What kind of beta cuck malarky is this?


Women are a bit like a Rubik's cube for men.

Some men spend their life like this:



Some men spend a little effort and realize, with some thought and an occasional, sometimes performative, gesture, it is more like this:



Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3760 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 8:44 am to
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The men wishing their wives Happy Birthday are getting laid.


In my personal experience, the couples that post the most about each other on social media are usually in the most unstable relationships.

The posts are a weak attempt to hide their struggles from others and are often a futile attempt to please the wife with social media groveling.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
4299 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 10:00 am to
Dude, if you’re going to rant at least make sure the important words are spelled correctly.

A “husbend” most assuredly makes Birthday posts for their wife, her boyfriend too probably..,.
Posted by Mett's Stache
Member since Sep 2012
480 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 11:08 am to
In my experience, the relationship is about to be over or the wife demands these things.
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19594 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 11:35 am to
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Yeah, frick those a-hole cucks for doing something nice for their wife. What fricking idiots, amirite?


Making a public happy bday FB post to your wife isn’t nice. It’s completely superficial and is intended for others who see it on FB. It’s a close cousin to the men who put “I love my wife” stickers on their car.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59310 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 12:17 pm to
People always get annoyed by what others post on THEIR Facebook. You do realize they don't need to personalize their content for you, right?

And I am surprised you really see any anyways. My FB is all ads and AI crap now.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14481 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 12:19 pm to
Because some of us are not stupid and know that something that takes 30 seconds to do can save you 30 days of misery if you don't.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17811 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 12:29 pm to
Go home dude, you're drunk.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9386 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 1:42 pm to
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Any dude who has Facebook is gay

I have had a Facebook profile since 2008. Never sucked a dick. Never taken one up the arse. Have likely had more pussy in my single days than you have ever dreamed of. Meet me the Sonic and we will see who is the limp wristed one.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2266 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 1:47 pm to
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Forget her birthday and ask why dinner isn't ready when you get home...be a man.


Or do what my husband does, slap me on the arse and tell me I “still have my candle to blow out”.

Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1453 posts
Posted on 6/25/26 at 1:54 pm to
Sorry, I didn't mean all dudes on Facebook were gay. Obviously there are some of yall who are just delusional pathetic dorks who married some fat basic whore, and have 2 stupid fat kids in various travel sports you like to post pictures of. Didn't mean to call you gay man.
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1689 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 8:25 pm to
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That’s not stupid or annoying unless you’re incredibly heartless.

I love my dead relatives as much as anyone but if they are in heaven I do not think they are sitting around playing on Facebook.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61489 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 8:36 pm to
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but if they are in heaven I do not think they are sitting around playing on Facebook.
exactly - they need to be praying for our dumb asses
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151483 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 11:28 pm to
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exactly - they need to be praying for our dumb asses
im praying that dumb arse was sitting square on my face
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15300 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 8:15 am to
You’ll live through it




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