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Husbends who make happy birthday post to their wives on facebook

Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:59 am
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
1962 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:59 am
What kind of beta cuck malarky is this? Bunch of limp wristed poonaners running the world nowadays. What happened to the MEN that were in charge? Now its just a bunch of women pretending to be men ruining our SOCIETY!
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22987 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:00 am to
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Husbends


Posted by KiffinLagniappe
Member since Mar 2026
30 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:01 am to
Forget her birthday and ask why dinner isn't ready when you get home...be a man.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34122 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:01 am to
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Husbends


That's a cuck husband who likes to get pegged...
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
10129 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:02 am to
Men who have no clue how to make women happy confound me. Always have flowers delivered to their work or social group location. Never to their house. They want the big show in front of their friends and coworkers.
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
766 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:03 am to
Um...

I think it's pretty normal actually.

As a matter of fact, let me take this opportunity to give a special shout out to that special lovely lady who I know is reading this. <3
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2980 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:03 am to
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Husbends


You should ask your wife to spellcheck all of your future posts.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156894 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:05 am to
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What kind of beta cuck malarky is this?

Yeah, frick those a-hole cucks for doing something nice for their wife. What fricking idiots, amirite?
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1367 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:06 am to
Any dude who has Facebook is gay
Posted by Napolean
Member since Jun 2026
17 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:06 am to
There are men that have Facebook accounts ?
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1576 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:09 am to
It is not nearly as stupid and annoying as when someone wishes a dead relative Happy Birthday in Heaven.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108448 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:09 am to
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What happened to the MEN that were in charge?


The men wishing their wives Happy Birthday are getting laid.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85892 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:10 am to
Same thing with Mother’s Day and Father’s Day posts to the spouse.

Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69234 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:11 am to
We have a 16 page thread on the poliboard that JD Vance is a cuck for not converting his wife to Catholicism.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71583 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:12 am to
I don't see these because I'm not on Facebook. Because I'm a man.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12850 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:13 am to
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What kind of beta cuck malarky is this?


quote:

Bunch of limp wristed poonaners running the world nowadays.


exhibits A and B, submitted as evidence to support that by using these phrases he's a bigger pussy than the ones he's calling out.
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1557 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:14 am to
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Always have flowers delivered to their work or social group location. Never to their house. They want the big show in front of their friends and coworkers.


Yep. My wife HATES flowers but I'll be damned if I don't send her flowers to her work on Valentine's Day. It's all to show off.
Posted by TigerBear1971
Member since May 2026
385 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:15 am to
He's killing about 350 (literal) birds with one stone. Every woman and friend of his wife who likes and responds how sweet he is and HBD to the wife is a major once a year grand slam. It's free publicity
Posted by icecreamsnowball
Member since Mar 2025
1449 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:17 am to
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The men wishing their wives Happy Birthday are getting laid.
Does it not count if he says it in person? Maybe some couples aren’t so insecure about their marriage to post about it on Facebook all the time.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108448 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:19 am to
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Does it not count if he says it in person? Maybe some couples aren’t so insecure about their marriage to post about it on Facebook all the time.


Where did I say it doesn't count?
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