How would you acclimate someone from the 1700’s to 2026?

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How would you acclimate someone from the 1700’s to 2026?

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The way we acclimate tribal groups. Give em a cellphone with the internet and show em porn hub.

They'd be dead for covid before you could show them anything

Air conditioning

Popeye's drive thru and show them it's still survival of the fittest.

Many things we can accomplish now, they could accomplish then, just that we have created force multipliers and time savers that allow us to accomplish in an instant, what it would take them weeks, months, years, lifetimes.

You think they didn't smash snizz? They just went down to the tavern and paid a poxy wench a shilling instead of swiping right on hambeasts

Give them soap, shampoo and a towel and kindly direct them to a bathtub/shower. I can't imagine how bad they smell.

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They just went down to the tavern and paid a poxy wench a shilling instead of swiping right on hambeasts

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Give them a wench with a full bush, then trim it down to a manicured bush, then a landing strip, then full Brazilian.

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How would you acclimate someone from the 1700’s to 2026?

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Thanks in advance.

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I feel like I need to know why you're asking this... got something cool to share with the class?

Acclimating a caveman to 1992 Los Angeles (premise of the movie “Encino Man”) would be more practical than acclimating someone from the 1700s to 2026.