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re: How to tell my wife I lost a good bit of money on sports gambling lately
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:00 pm to Tigerbiscuits
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:00 pm to Tigerbiscuits
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The mental gymnastics of sports betting (all gambling) drove me insane. Checking my phone tirelessly, betting on games from 11 til 1am, and the forever roller coaster of money swings.
That juice is the action.
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Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:00 pm to WhoDat_9
Clearly get a divorce. Even having to worry about this sounds miserable.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:01 pm to WhoDat_9
Wtf you’re not gonna tell us what you lost?
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:02 pm to RaisingCanesOnly
I just thought this was an interesting tweet from Texas Dolly last night:
quote:
Doyle Brunson
@TexDolly
I've bet every Super Bowl ever played. My smallest bet was 20k. My biggest bet was 200k. I usually bet the underdog, including this year. Go 49er's.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:03 pm to WhoDat_9
Never chase bets. That's like rule one.
Tell the wife and get ready for march madness.
Tell the wife and get ready for march madness.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:04 pm to dbeck
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Have you tried tripling down
if that fails, by chance, quadruple down. Speaking in terms of probability you would almost be guaranteed to win.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:04 pm to dbeck
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Have you tried tripling down?
Just keep doing double or nothing until you eventually win. It’s foolproof.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:04 pm to WhoDat_9
Fly to Vegas and play blackjack using the Martingale method. Buddy of mine killed them on Saturday. He also had 15K on the over for the SB-lol!
Still ended up around 7K. Diamond status achieved after only 6 hrs playing BJ.
Still ended up around 7K. Diamond status achieved after only 6 hrs playing BJ.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:05 pm to WhoDat_9
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Asking for a friend.
Thanks for clarifying. The use of personal pronouns 8 times made it very confusing.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:05 pm to LSUSkip
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if that fails, by chance, quadruple down. Speaking in terms of probability you would almost be guaranteed to win.
and just so you leave nothing to chance, make the bet while driving in your car at a speed of at least 110mph
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:06 pm to WhoDat_9
Tell her you’re a dumbass and she’s going to have to suck some mobster dick to fix this mess
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:08 pm to Pelican fan99
2.5K
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:08 pm to WhoDat_9
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2.5K
chicken feed, baw, pay it off and keep your pie hole shut
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:09 pm to WhoDat_9
quote:Go big or go home, pussy.
Is it time for one big bet to get myself out?
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:09 pm to WhoDat_9
You are fricked. Better to come clean now or go to a loan shark
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:10 pm to WhoDat_9
Really glad I didn’t bet on the game because I would have lost my arse.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:10 pm to WhoDat_9
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I lost a good bit of money on sports gambling throughout the past few weeks. I tried to win back some of it last night with the super bowl. Needles to say, i'm in an even deeper hole. My wife knows i gamble on sports, but she thinks it is very minimal. Is it time to fess up and let her know what i have lost, before i dig the hole deeper and deeper? Is it time for one big bet to get myself out? Asking for a friend.
Time to risk it all. There is really no downside at this point. If you tell her your marriage will fail regardless and you will end up homeless, since you're the man.
If you win though, then you get to divorce her and find what you've always deserved
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:11 pm to WhoDat_9
Dive right in and get it over with.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:11 pm to tgr4ever
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Go big or go home, pussy.
that's what the old lady says whenever I talk about a potential investment
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:12 pm to WhoDat_9
I seriously wonder how some of you get yourselves dressed in the morning. If you're scared to tell your wife you lost some money gambling, maybe you shouldn't be gambling, or maybe you shouldn't be married, or maybe both.
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