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Location:Krystal Baller
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How do you function the next day?


I normally jack off while my coffee is brewing.
Guy on my street has over 800k tik tok followers and does hvac content. Idk how much he makes but he’s got some nice toys he’s bought recently.

He’s a pretty cool guy but idk him that well.
I found mine and my wife’s video from our recent trip.

If you want to search it was called “Man and Woman Missionary Style for 3 mins” A good 2 mins of it is me snoring after I’m done.
I've got a 15 year old daughter. I miss when she was younger and my little buddy, but I love watching her navigate through life as a confident young lady. She's an excellent kid and while she seems to forget I exist at times, she will give me glimpses of the little girl who wouldn't let go of my hand for hours at a time.

If that's all I get for the rest of my life, I will die happy.
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I like rogues


I like Rogue too but every fourth can I get has at least one busted pack inside of it. Well, not busted, but not sealed all the way on one end.

Is that common with other brands?
I think it’s the fact that most stations have one dude working a shift a they’re usually a recovering/active addict or an old person so they can’t/don’t refill the receipt paper.

I have to turn in receipts for my company card. If it doesn’t print I take a pic of the pump display and turn it in with everything else.



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Don Lemon Captures Anti-ICE Protesters Confronting Minneapolis Pastor in Chaotic Scene


If it glows, you know....it's a classic CIA acceleration tactic.

Those people are weird, I love local cuisine. I've tried McDonald's in 47 states and in 8 different countries.
My family is an 8th generation farm. Been on the same couple of thousand acers (not counting leased land) since the 1820's. Mainly row crops like cotton, corn, and beans now but we've done cattle, chicken and hogs in my lifetime. We own a gin too.
Bean prices have been lower than they are today, Same for corn and cotton. Back in like 2008 cotton spot price closed at .45 once. A couple of years later it was 1.95. I'm not sure about livestock since Tyson and Smithfield pretty much ran us out of business I quit paying attention to it.

Anyway....everything is fine. It's almost like you have up and down years all the time.

John Deere being bitches is a bigger issue for us these days.
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Steph Curry

Honorable mention: Barron Davis


Gonna have to go with Latrell Sprewell for his hand to hand combat skills alone
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alcohol salsa


Weird name for tequila but ok.
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Baw Paw pt 2


Electric Boogaloo: Pop Won't Stop
This was difficult to masturbate to. Not impossible, but difficult.
People forget that Spain was under Islamic rule for 700 years.

It's never over until the Lord says so.
Weird melt, but considering it was posted at 3:55 am, I'll allow it.
Same for me. 30 plus years of Copenhagen and one day a buddy told me to try one. I haven't looked back and I save about $25/week.

I use Rogue, but I've tried them all. Rogue is just cheaper at the gas station by my house. Although about every 1 in 10 cans has 3 or 4 pouches busted in them and that's annoying.
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Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?


What's his name?
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Bray Hubbard, Alabama


The Honky Badger
Everything you have to hassle with like this is due to the lowest rung of people in our society. Your quarrel is with that group.

re: Job quitting stories?

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/5/25 at 11:17 am to
Last year, I had an employee turn in his two weeks notice in a Christmas card. It read, "I'm leaving in two weeks. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and whatever they say for Kwanza. I'm out,"

He's a good dude and we both had a laugh. He's doing great at his new place.
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Seems like scouts is determined on area and leadership


Very much so. I’m ASM of a coed troop and it rocks. Me and five others of our leadership are Eagle Scouts. We’re going on a 25 mile hike the first weekend of December. The kids will navigate the whole thing. We’ve done sea base. We’ve done all kinds of shite from climbing and rappelling to weekend canoe trips. My kid is doing his Eagle project the weekend after our hiking trip.

If everyone of the “scouts ain’t what it used to be” people would start a troop they would realize you can run it basically however you want. Single gender, coed, high adventure, it’s all available. Sadly, most folks just want to bitch and not help shape the next generation of leaders by teaching outdoor skills and self-reliance.
The scariest man I ever knew once told me "If you have to hit someone to get your point across, then you're bad at getting your point across."
My now 20 year old would not eat his blackeye peas for lunch one day. He was around 5 years old. He sat at the table until dinner and would not eat them then. He went to bed and I reheated them for breakfast and he would not eat them then.
At that point he won the war. All it took was one girlfriend in HS to say that blackeye peas were good and he tried them.
He's still stubborn AF
post IG username and I will send her dick pics and update you on her response.
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What would Tennessee fans do if Heupel leaves for LSU?


I can't say for sure, but I bet they paint that damn rock.
You could never make me hate Mike Shula. He came to Bama when no one else would, under the worst possible circumstances, and did his best to stabilize the program. Add that to his drive as QB against Georgia and his drive to set up Tiffins kick in the Iron Bowl and everyone can shut the frick up about Mike at Bama.
I take instant starbucks when I go backpacking. It's decent and the little individual packs are handy. But I don't see myself making the change from drip on a daily basis.