KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:3950
Registered on:1/20/2008
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Former SEC coach loves the Landshark - KyleOrtonsMustache
Upvoted for greatness ...
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re: McDonald’s customer doesn’t want to pay for drink. Proceeds to get arse beat by manager - KyleOrtonsMustache
That McDonalds lady is an absolute unit. Saban has probably put in a call to see if she has any eligibility left. ...
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re: How many OTers are self made? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Pretty much...but I’m no baller unless middle class is baller status. My parents raised me to leave home at 18. They were always willing to help but I was also too proud to ask. Paid for most of my college (I had a music scholarship that covered a lot). Secured financing for the business I pu...
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re: The most iconic player for each SEC program... - KyleOrtonsMustache
Kevin Faulk probably isn’t the most iconic LSU player but he damn sure was a hell of a football player. One of the best ever in the SEC imho. ...
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re: Meme wars are a real thing - KyleOrtonsMustache
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re: Is Alabama an underrated place to live? - KyleOrtonsMustache
It has good parts and bad parts like everywhere else. It is probably in the top 5 most ecologically diverse states. It’s got great beaches and decent foothills. The deepest canyon east of the Mississippi River is in Alabama and we’ve got some great lakes and rivers. So, if you enjoy outdoor life it’...
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re: 130 minutes - KyleOrtonsMustache
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re: Stormy arrested - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Wtf does Basta mean[/quote] Big Ass Silicon Titties Arrested...
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re: Adult-Sized Humans in Car Seats - KyleOrtonsMustache
I think all of mine got out around 5-6 when the normal shoulder belt wouldn’t be running across their necks. But I really dgaf if people keep their kids in them until their 25 because it has no effect on me. ...
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re: DAT: Alabama helping gifted students - KyleOrtonsMustache
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re: OT Watch Guys: Opinions on Tissot? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I’ve got the Tissot automatics III. It’s a been a good everyday watch and I’ve got no complaints. The T race isn’t my style but if you like it get it. ...
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re: Getting back at a coworker - KyleOrtonsMustache
Your story seems fake but if not make a Craigslist post for free scrap metal and leave his phone number for the contact. He will have meth heads blowing up his phone until you take the ad down. ...
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re: Pit bull kills a beagle at Petsmart. - KyleOrtonsMustache
Screw pit bulls but also screw taking your dog every damn place you go, especially if it might go ape shite and kill a baby or a beagle or attack an old person. ...
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re: OT fatherhood advice needed - KyleOrtonsMustache
My wife (no pics) was like that when we started dating (high school sweethearts). She would give me oral but that was it for a year. After that we’ve been banging for 25 years. It was a looooong year. But, she’s a damn good woman and I’m glad 17 year old me didn’t throw it away for a piece of as...
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re: This huffpost writer is a damn racist. - KyleOrtonsMustache
Just want to say that Crazycaribou is a baby back bitch for snitching on a good joke....
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re: The best financial advice you ever received that made you rich? - KyleOrtonsMustache
It’s better to be rich and act poor than to be poor and act rich. ...
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re: When does the damned if you do, damned if you don't with white people end? - KyleOrtonsMustache
My favorite: Move out of the city = White flight Move back into the city = gentrification :lol: ...
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re: What City is your hometown’s rival? - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Northport. fricking river rats[/quote] frick you and your apartments. Keep the murders on your side of the bridge :lol: ...
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re: Kevin McHale Trending - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote] "White Nationalist Basketball Association."[/quote] All the players are so fundamentally sound. Two-handed bounce passes and layups for days. It’s an electric factory! :lol: ...
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re: Sex robot NEXT GEN with tongue that MOVES ‘just like humans’ for ultimate pleasure (NSFW) - KyleOrtonsMustache
Every is saying women will be obsolete once these get perfected but when they release the “Dick Johnson Robot” that comes with a listening and laundry feature it’s going to be tough for us men. :lol:...
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