KyleOrtonsMustache

re: All-SEC Teams named by the coaches

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/9/25 at 2:51 pm to Night Vision

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Bray Hubbard, Alabama

The Honky Badger

re: Walmart had a employee come check if I scanned a one dollar item

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/9/25 at 9:06 am to travelgamer

Everything you have to hassle with like this is due to the lowest rung of people in our society. Your quarrel is with that group.

re: Job quitting stories?

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/5/25 at 11:17 am to tiggy

Last year, I had an employee turn in his two weeks notice in a Christmas card. It read, "I'm leaving in two weeks. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and whatever they say for Kwanza. I'm out,"

He's a good dude and we both had a laugh. He's doing great at his new place.

re: U.S. Military no longer supporting Scouts

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/25/25 at 12:27 pm to Swamp Frog x

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Seems like scouts is determined on area and leadership

Very much so. I’m ASM of a coed troop and it rocks. Me and five others of our leadership are Eagle Scouts. We’re going on a 25 mile hike the first weekend of December. The kids will navigate the whole thing. We’ve done sea base. We’ve done all kinds of shite from climbing and rappelling to weekend canoe trips. My kid is doing his Eagle project the weekend after our hiking trip.

If everyone of the “scouts ain’t what it used to be” people would start a troop they would realize you can run it basically however you want. Single gender, coed, high adventure, it’s all available. Sadly, most folks just want to bitch and not help shape the next generation of leaders by teaching outdoor skills and self-reliance.

re: Alabama teacher arrested. Slapped, abused, and beat son 25 times with a belt.

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/20/25 at 11:27 am to Dex Morgan

The scariest man I ever knew once told me "If you have to hit someone to get your point across, then you're bad at getting your point across."

re: “My child isn’t picky. His brain just won’t let him try new foods”

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/3/25 at 11:48 am to cbree88

My now 20 year old would not eat his blackeye peas for lunch one day. He was around 5 years old. He sat at the table until dinner and would not eat them then. He went to bed and I reheated them for breakfast and he would not eat them then.
At that point he won the war. All it took was one girlfriend in HS to say that blackeye peas were good and he tried them.
He's still stubborn AF

re: Signs that your wife/GF is cheating on IG?

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/3/25 at 10:50 am to The Silverback

post IG username and I will send her dick pics and update you on her response.

re: What would Tennessee fans do if Heupel leaves for LSU?

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/3/25 at 9:45 am to WildcatMike

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What would Tennessee fans do if Heupel leaves for LSU?

I can't say for sure, but I bet they paint that damn rock.

re: In 4 years Mike Shula recruited only one 5 star at Alabama Andre Smith.

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/22/25 at 7:19 am to TheFourHorsemen

You could never make me hate Mike Shula. He came to Bama when no one else would, under the worst possible circumstances, and did his best to stabilize the program. Add that to his drive as QB against Georgia and his drive to set up Tiffins kick in the Iron Bowl and everyone can shut the frick up about Mike at Bama.

re: Serraneaux wife caught on video getting arrested at Bryant Denny last night.

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/19/25 at 8:29 pm to Rick Naban

IWNHI

re: Instant coffee is better than drip?

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/17/25 at 3:07 pm to DesScorp

I take instant starbucks when I go backpacking. It's decent and the little individual packs are handy. But I don't see myself making the change from drip on a daily basis.

re: Memphis has good barbecue and music but is otherwise a shithole.

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/17/25 at 9:50 am to Uga Alum

Don't disrespect the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid

Off-Topic Board

re: Americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/10/25 at 10:43 am to Street Hawk

As a Bama fan, I am claiming this as a National Championship.

re: Whiny coworkers

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/7/25 at 9:43 am to BluegrassCardinal

I feel bad for you. I hate a bad attitude at work. I leave job postings for other companies on their desk, with a note that says something like "This looks like a dream job". The last one just took a job with a chemical company and life has been so much better around the office for everyone.

re: Me, when the receipt actually prints @ the pump at the gas station.

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/19/25 at 7:38 am to dstone12

The Circle K I go to never has paper. If you go inside, they’ve got one guy working and the rest is self checkout. The dude never looks at anyone because he doesn’t want to do shite. Literally saw a lady throw a penny at him because she wanted cigarettes and he wouldn’t look up when she said “Excuse me” three times.
So, I just take pics of the digital display and turn those in to the bookkeeper. If we get audited (idk how that shite works) and I have to pay it back, I’ll just burn the gas station down.

re: Disney's ABC is pulling Jimmy Kimmel indefinitely after Charlie Kirk comments (update)

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/17/25 at 7:27 pm to karmew32

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Kimmel had one of the best late-night talk shows in history.

re: 13 years since little Alexander passed.

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/13/25 at 12:13 pm to prplhze2000

I have a 17 year old with HRHS. I remember Alexander vividly and thought of him the other day at our annual check up.

re: BLM leader rides scooter thru vigil for Charlie Kirk last night shouting "f Charlie Kirk

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/11/25 at 8:20 am to SemperFiDawg

There's like 4 black people in the entire state of Idaho and a BLM leader shows up to ruin a vigil for a slain right wing influencer.

Clearly the glowies are trying to start a civil war to cover the crimes of elite pedophiles.