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KyleOrtonsMustache
| Favorite team: | Purdue  |
| Location: | Krystal Baller |
| Biography: | |
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| Occupation: | Musican |
| Number of Posts: | 5093 |
| Registered on: | 1/20/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Biker Gangs
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/29/25 at 3:27 pm
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Biker Gangs
They've been real quiet since I found out I could frick them up with some grass clippings scattered in the roadway.
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re: What do politicians want to accomplish by doing this?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/25/25 at 10:46 am
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What is the end game here?
Conscription of the migrants when WWIII begins.
re: California golf course goes viral for parking lot affair
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/23/25 at 8:21 am
.This is not the America George Washington envisioned. Meeting your side piece in the parking lot of a golf course and banging in the car is why we had a revolution.
re: Any opinions on tractor brands
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/22/25 at 12:10 pm
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Deere 4020
One of the best tractors ever made. I've spent more hours on a 4020 than about anything. Great tractor. When we added the sun shade umbrella I thought we were living large. :lol:
re: Any opinions on tractor brands
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/22/25 at 11:34 am
You can find decent deals on low hour JD 790's. Probably under $10k and you can actually still work on them without having to go to a dealer with their new BS tech policies.
re: Frisco, TX track meet stabbing: 1 student killed, another charged with murder
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/15/25 at 8:44 am
Just popping in to say.....
That it is international law now that you can't flim flam the zim zam.
That it is international law now that you can't flim flam the zim zam.
re: Have you ever sold an expensive item and had someone pay you in $20 bills before?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/13/25 at 2:12 pm
About 20 years ago I sold a Toyota Camry to a Mexican guy for $1000 (it had 200k miles on it) and he paid me in 5 $100 bills and the the rest in $1 bills. I made him watch me count it all 3 times before handing over the keys.
re: Khakis will cost $3,000 dollars a pair if they are manufactured here again.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/7/25 at 4:32 pm
I enjoy the fit of my Khakis produced with slave labor.
re: The dire wolf has returned to earth after a 10,000 year absence
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/7/25 at 10:54 am
In the timbers of Fennario, the wolves are runnin' 'round
re: An NBA fan just ended the sporting event contests for everyone.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/2/25 at 10:25 am
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They don't make them sign waivers for that kind of stuff?
I wonder if the fine print on the ticket covers stuff like this.
re: So who are the frontrunners and dark horses for the next Pope?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/28/25 at 4:57 pm
Nick Saban is the only one that can restore the church to it's former glory.
re: This guy gets it, re Travel ball
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/26/25 at 8:14 am
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The death of Rec league is a travesty to kids socially and athletically
If I don't spend thousands of dollars and time so Braxton can play Junior College ball then I'm not a good dad.
re: When did you know you capped out in life?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/25/25 at 3:50 pm
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When did you know you capped out in life?
Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.
re: Terrorism How-To Guide Being Distributed to American College Students
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/20/25 at 9:20 am
The Anarchist Cookbook > terrorist how-to guide
Kids don't appreciate the classics anymore :lol:
Kids don't appreciate the classics anymore :lol:
re: These file dumps are going to put CIA agents in harm's way
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/19/25 at 10:14 am
It's probably just some poor citizen the CIA dosed with LSD back in the 60's without his consent.
re: When you got married did you do so with the understanding that it was pretty much the end
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/18/25 at 5:04 pm
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Do you just consider that part of the price you pay for marriage/family ?
Nah dude. I've been married 23 years. Sometimes we have sex a few times a week. Sometimes we don't have sex for a few weeks.
I'm not sure what everyone else thinks is normal, but that seems about how it worked when I was single, so I can't complain. But, if sex is the biggest problem in your marriage, then you were probably bad at convincing a woman to sleep with you when you were single.
re: What good reason is there to believe in God?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/17/25 at 2:16 pm
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why should you believe that God exists?
In my experience, if you take enough psychedelics you won't be able to ignore that there is a higher power.
re: More examples of how dirty Walker County Alabama is.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/11/25 at 4:32 pm
As wild as it seems, in most Alabama counties the coroner is the only person who can exert any authority over the sheriff and usually that's only the power to arrest.
re: Napoleon has to be the most interesting figure in history.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/10/25 at 4:45 pm
Napoleon rocks. His letters to Joséphine are crazy. He was a simp for her and still whipped the shite out of everyone in Europe.
re: Do you have any wild family legends about how you came to exist?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/7/25 at 8:15 am
My 5th great grandfather stole a slave in Mississippi and took him to Alabama and rented the slave out for $10 a month. When he was caught they were going to hang him, but the probate judge stepped in and demanded that he go to trial. He served his time in prison then got out and banged his wife.
Now I have to go to work everyday and pay taxes to an elite group of pedophiles.
Now I have to go to work everyday and pay taxes to an elite group of pedophiles.
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