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re: How much effort are you putting into opening a closed pistachio?

Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5215 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:20 pm to
No effort. Trash.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
The Boot
Member since Feb 2019
909 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:22 pm to
1. None, straight to the discarded shells
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19952 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:24 pm to
Just toss it
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62239 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:24 pm to
Pistachio make Hulk angry

Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
21520 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

1 if I have a whole bag left. 3 if it is my last one.

I think there's some law in the universe that would keep it from being the last one. The last one is always one that looks alright but tastes like decomposed mole rat. You have to immediately proceed to the sink and rinse your mouth out for 6 minutes.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
12379 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:38 pm to
1 or 4, but otherwise not messing with it at all.
Posted by SM1010
Member since Oct 2020
1429 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:46 pm to
I hate opening any kind of pistachio so I buy them already shelled from Costco.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12702 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:47 pm to
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Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6340 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to
1, straight into trash.
Posted by Liberator
Revelation 20:10-12
Member since Jul 2020
9071 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

pliers...I have some in the kitchen....



Time to upgrade that culinary toolbox.

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6969 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to
1
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2661 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

If it has a slight opening, I'll get a discarded shell and try to pry it open


This is the way.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36750 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:59 pm to
I’m a damn nut for pistachios.

Survey says…….#2
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12444 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:23 pm to
5. Swallow the enclosed pistachio whole.
Posted by BillF
New York, New York
Member since Jan 2006
5792 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:29 pm to
It goes straight to the trash. There are plenty more at the store.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2965 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:00 pm to
quote:


How much effort are you putting into opening a closed pistachio?


At least put in mouth, suck salt off, put back in bag.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39254 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:25 pm to
It’s really an in the moment decision for me.
Posted by warm
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2022
189 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:33 pm to
I love this topic
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:34 pm to
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Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299293 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:34 pm to
100%, its now a challenge.
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