Started By
Message

re: How many of you are married to women who can't cook?

Posted on 4/11/23 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

How many of you are married to women who can't cook?


My wife can't cook meals to save her life, but she's a hell of a baker.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19264 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 12:50 pm to
Mine just bakes, I do the cooking. Her mother was from W. Texas and can't cook shite.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9469 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 12:56 pm to
My wife was a good cook. We’ve been divorced about 36 years.

I eat one meal a day unless I get on a breakfast kick. I cook well,but don’t usually feel motivated to cook a full “ spread “. Time to cook one though because it been a long time since I ate one. Over a year.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5106 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 12:59 pm to
Primary bread winner and I cook. She does the dishes. She’s not a bad cook by any stretch, but it’s something I enjoy doing. Pretty much started right after college when I had the money not to eat $1 menu burgers anymore and became somewhat of a hobby.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
3976 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:05 pm to
My wife is actually a vegetarian and loves to cook everything. For someone that doesn't eat 60% of what she makes is great at it.
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
6245 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

house-husband,


WTF
Posted by Bonghole
Member since Mar 2023
337 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:06 pm to
Shortened question


How many of you are married?(/still married)





Musta met em before the Joebama era. In 2023 it's like picking between a c-nt b-tch or b-tch c-nt, so hand wins. Can cook myself or pay somebody to cook for a cheaper price than getting a wife that can only boil spaghetti noodles and butter the toast, which she'll probably tell you to do it yourself. I'll do it myself alright...


Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:07 pm to
with the power of the internet, anyone these days who can't cook is just being lazy
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6041 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:07 pm to
My wife can cook but it never tastes good.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9624 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:09 pm to
Nice try. I ain't falling for that one, honey.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10433 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:14 pm to
Random story.

Had family in town a few weeks ago. My brother’s wife wanted to help with breakfast.

She managed, somehow, to burn to a char an entire pound of Wrights bacon. Every piece. It was impressive.

I wasn’t there, but was cleaning the kitchen up in the aftermath and noticed she somehow managed to scratch the shite out of the entire glass top range.

I still don’t know how she managed to do it.

Posted by sostan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
1132 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:15 pm to
quote:


for many other reasons than her cooking skills

I enjoy cooking. It's my unwind time when I get home from work.

I'd much rather be in the kitchen cooking, listening to music, sipping on a drink, than helping my kids with homework ?


Exactly!
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58965 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:18 pm to
Lots of "men" here that "would rather cook" also probably work inside with the women
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43923 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

How many of you are married to women who can't cook?


Mine stopped cooking once the kids left the house. Now her idea of cooking is heating some premade meal up.

quote:

If your wife is the primary breadwinner, you get a pass.


Yes. Wife makes way more than I do.



I do 90% of the cooking at my house.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82721 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

with the power of the internet, anyone these days who can't cook is just being lazy



I get why single people may not be interested in cooking lavish meals or even in cooking all that often since it's just them, but I don't get how you make it to your 30s-40s and never have an urge to eat something even just a few times a month that's not a frozen meal or sandwich. Especially if you're someone that otherwise likes good food.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
3466 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:22 pm to
This was actually an ad campaign before the estrogen enriched era took over.....

Posted by chillygentilly
70122
Member since Aug 2012
2635 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

My wife can cook, but I can cook much better, and I love to cook, so I don’t want her doing much in the kitchen.


Seconded.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100391 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:26 pm to
Mine is a good cook and keeps the house clean and laundry done.

She refuses to iron clothes though so my nice shirts go to the cleaners I refuse to do it myself
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58483 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Lots of "men" here that "would rather cook" also probably work inside with the women

Yep if they learned to do real work instead of just pushing buttons on a computer they wouldn’t have to worry about women making more than them
Posted by OntarioTiger
Canada
Member since Nov 2007
2235 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 1:28 pm to
At first my wife couldn't cook but my mil never could cook... she grew into it. I couldn't really cook well either so we both learned and cook different things. I dont bake ... its like chemistry just measure mix heat, i nvr measure exactly so my baking sucks :)
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 6Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram