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How do you Pay out Bonuses to your employee's?

Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:20 am
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:20 am
Christmas is about trying not to go broke paying everbody a bonus and not pissing anybody off.

I give based on how nice they are to me throughout the year.
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42092 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:20 am to
Creepy
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10266 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:20 am to
I just rape them
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104485 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:20 am to
Jelly of the month club for everyone.

The really good employees also get a subscription to peanut butter of the month.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7497 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

I give based on the level of rape resistance.


FIFY
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46755 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:21 am to
I don't know. I let my team of accountants handle that type of thing.

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:21 am to
I just rape them
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17243 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

employee's


Employee’s what?
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
33806 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:22 am to
i received a ham and a visa gift card (which are a pain by the way. i'd rather just have extra money on my direct deposit).
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:22 am to
:rapejoke:
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24373 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:22 am to
At my place of work, "bonus" is two words.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:22 am to
One sneaky inch at a time.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27875 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:23 am to
Women get free ticket to space mountain.

Men and fat women get visa gift card?

Not that tough really.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30767 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:24 am to
i give the lashings out 1 at a time
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:24 am to
I'm stealing that
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62216 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:24 am to
quote:

employee's


No one this dumb actually has employees, unless you inherited the company.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30531 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:24 am to
Two weeks pay
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184684 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:25 am to
Aren't you a commercial realtor now? How many employees do you have to have to sell a few old Piggly Wiggly buildings in Little Rock?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51647 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:25 am to
I usually figure out who has the hottest SO's and go frick them.

Merry Christmas.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:27 am to
Two weeks pay

And it is taxable of course
This post was edited on 12/21/17 at 9:29 am
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