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re: How do you know when your man/ woman wants to make sexy time?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:37 pm to baybeefeetz
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:37 pm to baybeefeetz
The smell of prime rib slowly leaks out of her crotch...
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:38 pm to mikelbr
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How do you know when your man/ woman wants to make sexy
Usually after 18 minutes of my begging, she let's out a sigh and acquiesces, "Fine! But I'm just laying here and let me turn around so I can face the TV to watch my show."
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:38 pm to baybeefeetz
Ask her if she needs help in the shower....
She doesn’t
She doesn’t
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:41 pm to baybeefeetz
Chloroform has a very distinct smell.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:43 pm to Earthmover
quote:Probobly best way to phrase it.
She doesn’t say, “leave me alone”.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:45 pm to baybeefeetz
Wakes me up in middle of night after she bing watched some Netflix show with lots of screwing
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:46 pm to baybeefeetz
Easy, never.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:46 pm to baybeefeetz
She tells me she’s going out with friends, but never specified which friends...
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This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:49 pm to baybeefeetz
I bust out the rohypnol and the pudding pops and she knows what’s up.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:49 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:
make sexy time
Are you a woman? Or gay?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:14 pm to Double Oh
quote:
whats sexy time?
True story...my nephew has asbergers..he is brilliant, but socially a little off...at 14 he walked up to parents bedroom door and heard them going at it..as soon as they were done he knocked on door..they asked how long he was standing there, he said "a while, but was waiting for y'all to get done with your sexy time"
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:16 pm to baybeefeetz
Usually after I have done dishes, folded towels, cut grass, washed vehicles and given her a break from the children for a few hours. I like doing those things, especially knowing I will get to do her, so it’s win/win!
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:24 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:The next morning she'll tell me, "You know I was in the mood last night, we coulda fooled around."
How do you know when your woman wants to make sexy time?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:30 pm to Jake88
1. Hey honey, you want me to rub your back?
2. Profit
2. Profit
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:42 pm to 13SaintTiger
quote:
Your ex would like a word with you
I didn’t know the tricks back then.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:45 pm to baybeefeetz
Lady Ammer, the very epitome of elegance and restraint, has adopted the schedule method. Once per annum she schedules me in. 
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:46 pm to baybeefeetz
She rolls over on to my side of the bed and grabs the baby Hogwarts.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:58 pm to baybeefeetz
Am I exhausted and ready to sleep?
If so, it might be time.
If so, it might be time.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:13 pm to baybeefeetz
She starts getting naked randomly.
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