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re: How do you know when your man/ woman wants to make sexy time?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:17 pm to baybeefeetz
Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:17 pm to baybeefeetz
I just play Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye.
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:21 pm to baybeefeetz
When shes passed out from the chloroform. (I am married.)
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:42 pm to baybeefeetz
Been married over 20 years. And it’s still random AF!!!!
Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:50 pm to baybeefeetz
We have 2 battery candles on the wall above the headboard. She turns hers on if she wants it that night. I do the same.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 7:58 pm to baybeefeetz
Kisses my neck along with an over the pants handjob 
Posted on 8/13/18 at 8:01 pm to baybeefeetz
She literally says she wants to frick. Part of why I love her. She doesn’t waste time on hints. She grabs life by the balls. Literally.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:14 pm to baybeefeetz
My wife knows I’m ready when I’m breathing
I know my wife is ready when we are dating and not yet married
I know my wife is ready when we are dating and not yet married
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:17 pm to baybeefeetz
I call it the dirty joke test. I make a comment that can be taken as dirty.
Week one = smirk = 50/50
Week two = goggle = 100% shot
Week three = frown and eye roll = 0/100
Week 4 = I don’t make the joke = pass
Week one = smirk = 50/50
Week two = goggle = 100% shot
Week three = frown and eye roll = 0/100
Week 4 = I don’t make the joke = pass
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:22 pm to baybeefeetz
She waxes her mustache.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:25 pm to baybeefeetz
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direct communication
Best method.
When she’s horny, she tells me. When I want to get in her panties, I tell her. Works fairly well.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:36 pm to StupidBinder
We have a system. When we married I told her every night when we go to bed. If you want to have sex pull on my penis 1 time. If you don't pull on it a 100 times.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:40 pm to StupidBinder
She's super sexy and romantic about it.
I typically get "You wanna do it?" with a boob shake.
She's batting 1.000
I typically get "You wanna do it?" with a boob shake.
She's batting 1.000
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:41 pm to baybeefeetz
Just find a redhead. She takes it when she wants it and has only said no once. Ever.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:42 pm to baybeefeetz
When I touch her and she doesn't recoil and tell me to go to sleep
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:49 pm to baybeefeetz
She sets an appointment a few days in advance.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:58 pm to baybeefeetz
As a married man of five years the best thing to do is to plant the idea in her head early in the day. Almost in a joking way at the beginning but you stick to that shite like glue throughout the day. By nights end, it SHOULD happen. If not, just go beat off into the toilet.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:59 pm to baybeefeetz
She asks all innocently "do you want to come have sex" or wears cheeky shorts around the house.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:03 pm to baybeefeetz
I look down at palmala handerson and ask her if she’s ready.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:14 pm to baybeefeetz
Generally just a look. We’ve got it like that. 
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:17 pm to baybeefeetz
Foreplay with kids: Either she locks the bedroom door or asks me to lock it.
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