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How do you know when your man/ woman wants to make sexy time?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:09 pm
Is it a direct communication? Subtle hint? Non-verbal demonstration?
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:10 pm to baybeefeetz
She doesn’t say, “leave me alone”.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:13 pm to baybeefeetz
I drop trou and give her the helicopter.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:13 pm to baybeefeetz
I say, "It's business time" and he knows what's up
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:13 pm to baybeefeetz
All I have to do is slide my hand up her back, entwine my fingers in her hair and make a fist, lightly pulling.
Then i’ll whisper something dirty in low, dulcet tones, almost a growl.
And then the venmo tone goes off.
Then i’ll whisper something dirty in low, dulcet tones, almost a growl.
And then the venmo tone goes off.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:14 pm to baybeefeetz
All I have to do is give her the finger guns (pew pew) and a wink and she knows what’s up.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:14 pm to baybeefeetz
She recognizes that I exist
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:17 pm to baybeefeetz
When I tell her its time....
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:19 pm to baybeefeetz
I text her.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:19 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:
How do you know when your man/ woman wants to make sexy time?
Usually 11pm when I'm dead arse tired. It seems like the worst possible times sometimes with her lol.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:20 pm to baybeefeetz
I’m married so that clock has been broken for a while now.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:22 pm to baybeefeetz
She says “I need you to frick me”
Or
I say “I’m going to go down on you until my face looks like a glazed donut.”
Or
I say “I’m going to go down on you until my face looks like a glazed donut.”
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:25 pm to baybeefeetz
...trying to remember...
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:26 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:your mom just sends me a text with a picture of her snatch
Is it a direct communication? Subtle hint? Non-verbal demonstration?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:32 pm to baybeefeetz
I don’t think she ever technically “wants” to but after a couple of months I start guilting her into it and after a few days I’m in.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:34 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Never fails
To make me nauseous.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:35 pm to mikelbr
Lol.
That or I pull out some cash.
That or I pull out some cash.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:36 pm to Pesticide
quote:
Im marriaed so all I have to say is I want some and I get it 95% of the time.
You still on the honeymoon, or just got back?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:36 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Never fails
Your ex would like a word with you
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:37 pm to baybeefeetz
I’ll tell you how I know:
She takes a long bath.
After her bath she enters the bedroom wrapped in a towel with her dark, wet hair glistening and walks over to turn the lock on the bedroom door.
She then drops the towel.
Oh, it’s gonna happen fellas.
She reaches under the bed for the strap on and harnesses it on.
She takes a long bath.
After her bath she enters the bedroom wrapped in a towel with her dark, wet hair glistening and walks over to turn the lock on the bedroom door.
She then drops the towel.
Oh, it’s gonna happen fellas.
She reaches under the bed for the strap on and harnesses it on.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 5:40 pm
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