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re: How Many of you would go to this island paradise?

Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:04 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47781 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

How Many of you would go to this island paradise?


With one to five deadly snakes every square meter, what is it, in your mind, that makes this a paradise?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76231 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:07 pm to
There is one snake per approximately 400 square feet.

The published calculations you base your numbers on are incorrect, this subject has come up here before.

He is being sarcastic calling it a paradise.
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:09 pm to
Looks like the island has boobs

IWNHI though
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Hedonism II, reportedly gets overrun by lots of local snakes with turtlenecks on


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76231 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:12 pm to
For anyone trying to decide whether to go, that gif should help them make the correct decision for themselves.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47781 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

The published calculations you base your numbers on are incorrect


I based my numbers on the OP saying that is what they are.

What else lives there to feed so many snakes? How many mice are there per 400 Square feet?

I would not consider going there unless the TV show I was filming paid fat cash and had plenty of snake wranglers and a few snipers.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76231 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:25 pm to
The OPs numbers were wrong from the original article.

The consensus in the earlier threads about how to deal with the snakes was simple:

Napalm
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:04 am to
You can tell that ain't near here, coast isn't littered with broken frames of SEC team canopies.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:34 am to
The snakes are cannibals. How else could they survive?
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Oh goody. This thread again
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Snake Island



Otherwise known as my bed.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33759 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:17 am to
No beaches? No flat areas? Deadly snakes?

What labeled this a place of paradise?

Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
41011 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:18 am to
Why not just go to Fernando de Noronha?

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41402 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:19 am to
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I knew it would be Snake Island before I even clicked.



Been posted here many times already. Old news.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Otherwise known as my bed.



You have a lot of "snakes" in your bed?


Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31986 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:25 am to
I know a couple of Mexicans that would love to get loose on that place with some gasoline and some garden sprayers.
They love burning snakes
Posted by Bacon84
Texas
Member since Oct 2012
2261 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Brazilians quibble over whether there are five venomous golden lancehead snakes per square meter on Ilha da Queimada Grande or just one. Either way, it's the highest density of snakes on the planet—far too many to make the island, located around 90 miles off the São Paulo coast, safe for anyone except experts to visit.


perfect place for a death row camp... drop em off and leave em. they either live on snakes, or die. frick em.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5236 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:48 am to
So, there is an island that no one wants because it is full of snakes and these snakes can be sold for $30k each?

Just want to verify this before I start a thread on Money Board.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106137 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:49 am to
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You've been watching the history channel, I see


Wait, they're alien snakes?
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8701 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:49 am to
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