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Heated exchange with neighbors (warning long story)

Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:40 pm
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12630 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:40 pm
So about two months ago, I had a couple in their late 50s-early 60s from Virginia move in next to me. When they first moved in, I was doing some yard work and saw the husband outside moving boxes into his house. So I did as any good neighbor should, walked over, introduced myself, and offered to help. He gave me a limp sort of disinterested hand shake and told me that he could handle it on his own. Anyway, they have this big Newfoundland dog who they have repeatedly let take a crap in my front yard multiple times every week. I finally got fed up with it about a month ago and walked over to ask them to please, at least pick it up with a shovel if they were gonna let him go in my yard. The wife then acted all offended and gave me the whole “My dog would never do such a thing” spiel and threw it all back on me. Fast forward to Sunday evening, I threw a party at my house for the football games, and I looked out the window to catch the damn dog red handed in the act of taking a monstrous dump right in the middle of my yard. I told my friends the whole story, and they came up with the brilliant idea to give my inconsiderate neighbors a taste of their own medicine. We ended up taking the pile of shite, putting it in a Rouse’s grocery bag, and dropping it through their mailslot right back into their house while they were out to eat. Welk, the neighbors proceed to call the police because apparently they stepped right in it when they opened their front door when they returned home. I was told that I will be fined if I commit another such action and run the risk of being arrested for vandalism. Were my friends and I justified for our actions?
This post was edited on 1/22/18 at 9:53 pm
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:42 pm to
Trailers have mail slots?
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18378 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:42 pm to
You forgot to set it on fire
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48187 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:42 pm to
Yes. Nothing worse than white people and their dogs.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:42 pm to
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Were my friends and I justified for our actions?


Absolutely, do it again. No judge would convict in court. Cops are just being asses.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:42 pm to


Good for you.
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12294 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
Damn baw trashy as frick...but i like your moxie!! I’ll allow it
Posted by specchaser
lafayette
Member since Feb 2008
2741 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
Is this a troll? How can you be 15 and own a house?
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
No
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
High school life is hard baw
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139230 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
Why wouldn't you just throw it in their lawn or on their driveway to start? You gotta babystep the passive aggressive behavior. You went straight to triple dog dare.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Were my friends and I justified for our actions?


Yes. But I’d take pics of dog next time for indisputable proof. Then place it in front of the door instead of inside.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:44 pm to
Are you single?
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7485 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:44 pm to
If the dog is taking a shite in your yard just walk across the street and shite in their yard at the same time.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12630 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:45 pm to
Yes haven’t been out of college long
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125089 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:46 pm to
Are you not white?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45338 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:46 pm to
I had a similar experience once. Except I stepped in shite on the way out of my front door. I wiped it off on the door handles of his car. Problem solved.
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4272 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:47 pm to
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We ended up taking the pile of shite, putting it in a Rouse’s grocery bag
Good move. Those two go hand-in-hand anyway.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:47 pm to
How did they know it was you that put the shite through their mail slot? Did you admit to it? Did they admit to letting their dog shite in your yard?
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