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re: Heated exchange with neighbors (warning long story)

Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:59 am to
Next time leave your own shite on their doorstep.

Posted by MonicaLewinsky
Member since Jan 2018
68 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:05 am to
I think you did the right thing. But don't do it again. Should have got your point across.
Posted by 337Tigah
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Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:07 am to
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Nothing worse than white people


quote:

diat150


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Opelousas


Checks out.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1918 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:10 am to
Tell that yankee you will knock his lights out if he doesn’t obey the dominant male (you). He prolly won’t listen to you because no one ever listens, so you’re going to have to put him to sleep. Do it, and let the the neighborhood see you do it.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15773 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:10 am to
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We ended up taking the pile of shite, putting it in a Rouse’s grocery bag, and dropping it through their mailslot right back into their house while they were out to eat.

I remember my first beer.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:12 am to
Gutsy move. A more neighborly thing would be to throw it in front of their door with a shovel. If you wanted to be nice you could leave a note telling them you are just returning their lost shite, that their dog left it in your yard.

I would definitely get photos of the dog messing up your yard for evidence in the resulting court case if they have gone to the cops already. Once I got the photos, I would call the cop sand show it to them, Tell the cops you showed it to your neighbors and they threatened to kill you and you now fear for your life.

If you can get the cops to catch the dog doing it, they will probably shoot it for you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:27 am to
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Pringles can??


Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
9429 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:37 am to
Something doesn’t add up. How is the dog roaming loose while the owners are away from home?
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
11442 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:18 am to
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BTW, it’s ok to give the dog crap back in a bag, but not through the mail slot.


So he should just have to pick up their dog's shite from his yard everyday? Screw that.
Posted by cajunbuck
R-KANSAS
Member since Sep 2017
997 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:36 am to
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How did they know it was you


dindushite
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23102 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:43 am to
your neighbors let their dog roam free while they're not home?
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10348 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:52 am to
Leash law where you live? If yes, then call the proper authorities and video the animal during the "event".
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48188 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 12:18 pm to
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Checks out.


Im white but white people definitely do weird arse shite when it comes to dogs. The Mecca of disgusting behavior is those silly arse dog shows on tv. White women letting dogs kiss them on the mouth... Weird crap goes on with white people and dogs.
Posted by ODP
Conroe
Member since Oct 2015
2040 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 12:56 pm to
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When I was a kid we had a neighbor with a mastiff or some sort of gigantic mutt and it was always leaving huge surprises in our yard.

Well one night my dad catches the dog mid shite with it's owner holding the leash. She started to walk off and my dad asked her if she planned to clean that up and she laughed.

He picked it up with a shovel and slung it against their garage door. It went everywhere. It looked like a dog shite jackson pollock.

That dog never stepped foot in our yard again and never another word was said about it either.

Miss ya Dad.



I choked on my water reading this one!
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 1:35 pm to
I see no problems with your actions here.

I had a neighbor who repeatedly let their dog shite in my front yard several years ago. After asking him to pick up after the mutt and he failing to do so, I started shoveling the poop back into his front yard. After about a week he got the idea and kept his dog out my yard.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5963 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 1:37 pm to

I use a pellet gun to handle such situations. Put a couple pellets in the dogs behind and you will never see him again.

Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 1:56 pm to
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He picked it up with a shovel and slung it against their garage door. It went everywhere. It looked like a dog shite jackson pollock.
That's goddamn winning right there
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 2:04 pm to
you're a shite person for that one. use a damn paintball or airsoft. the dog isn't the problem...the owners are.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 2:09 pm to
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but I would have rubbed that dogs shite all over you and your house.



you wouldn't have done shite
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17380 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 2:14 pm to
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Pop the dog with a BBgun next time




Better yet use a paint ball gun.

And freeze the paint balls. Its like getting hit with a marble. Aim for dogs balls. A dog that big should have a big set of nuts hanging down and would be an easy shot.
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