re: Heated exchange with neighbors (warning long story)

I used to live in a townhome and the complex had a stray cat problem. My neighbor insisted on leaving food out for the strays 24/7. The strays, attracted to our area by the food, would congregate in our general area. When I say strays, I don’t mean two or three. I mean 15-20 of these frickers. They would then shite in my flower bed. It was disgusting. I tried to talk to my neighbor to no avail. It got so bad between he and I that we no longer even spoke and it almost came to blows over a parking spot situation one day. Anyway, finally I had enough. I began trapping the strays and having the pound come pick them up every day. He was pissed about this and said I should find them a home. frick that, I continued to send them all to their certain death at animal control. Now, I’m not a cat hater like some of you. I’m fact, I had two cats at the time that were inside animals and loved them dearly. To enact my revenge, I began collecting the cat shite from my cats litter box. In time, I collected enough cat shite to completely fill a Royal Oak charcoal bag as well as a Pringles can full of cat shite. After he left for work one morning, I jumped the fence and poured all the cat turds all over his porch and steps. I figured if his cats could shite in my yard, then my cats would effectively shite in his.

He and I never spoke again after that. He avoided me like the plague. He wouldn’t look at me, speak to me, or even be in my near vicinity. Most importantly, I never saw cat food outside his house again, which is all I wanted in the first place.