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Heard Today That A Girl At A Local High School Identifies As A Cat
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:52 am
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:52 am
Bossier Parish. Apparently this girl wears cat ears everywhere and purrs and hisses at people. Also her parents are supposedly suing the school board because the school refuses to let the girl bring her litter box to class to go in.
We’re doomed, aren’t we?
ETA. Sounds like the suing over the litter box thing is an Internet myth that some of Selena Kyle’s classmates must have told their parents once they saw their school had their very own cat person. Wouldn’t surprise if she actually brought a litter box to school one day for show though. How do kids get into this kind of shite?
We’re doomed, aren’t we?
ETA. Sounds like the suing over the litter box thing is an Internet myth that some of Selena Kyle’s classmates must have told their parents once they saw their school had their very own cat person. Wouldn’t surprise if she actually brought a litter box to school one day for show though. How do kids get into this kind of shite?
This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 10:49 am
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Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:53 am to Zap Rowsdower
back in my day, we had a way of dealing with this, and it was called bullying.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:53 am to Zap Rowsdower
Are they going to install a litter box in the restroom?
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:54 am to Zap Rowsdower
Gonna be hell on whoever has to clean her litter box.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:54 am to Zap Rowsdower
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Also her parents are supposedly suing the school board because the school refuses to let the girl bring her litter box to class to go in.
Because of course they are.
This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 8:54 am
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:54 am to Zap Rowsdower
Are her classmates allowed to bring Super Soakers for when she acts up?
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:55 am to Zap Rowsdower
I wish I could just call bullshite on this, but I've seen enough examples of this exact thing from California schools
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:56 am to Zap Rowsdower
just tell her some cats can use the toilet.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:57 am to Zap Rowsdower
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We’re doomed, aren’t we?
if we went back to how we dealt with this back in my day, which is to call these people freaks and shame them mercilessly, this would stop real quick.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:58 am to Zap Rowsdower
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Heard Today That A Girl At A Local High School Identifies As A Cat
Us guys do ID women as pussy so she's right
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:58 am to teke184
I said the first thing I’d do is tell her that we don’t want hinder or hold her back from her true self so she won’t have to suffer through human food that isn’t good for her anymore and we’ve taken the liberty of getting her some 9 Lives and Fancy Feast for lunch time. And also since cats and animals in general aren’t allowed to be at school, we’ll also be kenneling you.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:59 am to Zap Rowsdower
No pets in the classroom. Call animal services if nobody comes to claim her.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:59 am to Zap Rowsdower
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:00 am to Zap Rowsdower
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:00 am to Zap Rowsdower
Tie the back legs together and watch it try to walk...
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:04 am to foosball
Feed her mackerel out of a can, skin, bones and all. And make sure she uses her paw to cover her poop. A flea soap bath should be weekly.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:10 am to Zap Rowsdower
Her dad seems like a complete and utter failure.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:13 am to Zap Rowsdower
Same deal almost exactly Huntsville, Al, at a middle school in Madison City, but the litter box has been allowed.
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:27 am to teke184
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Are her classmates allowed to bring Super Soakers for when she acts up?
Can they bring a laser pointer and see if she'll follow the dot?
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:28 am to Zap Rowsdower
If she’s a cat then why is she enrolled in people school.
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