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re: Has anyone heard a rumor that the US found the preserved body of Gilgamesh in Iraq in 2003

Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:30 am to
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:30 am to
You watch something like a Space X ship relanding and think we are moving so far forward. Then you read threads like this and think maybe we are still in the stone ages.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1932 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:31 am to
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug.
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:31 am to
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LatinTiger30


quote:

Nimrod


Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10835 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:37 am to
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Again, none of this is confirmed…


No shite?
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Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14827 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:43 am to
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Then explain similar stories in Native American cultures and South American.


It rains everywhere. Why didn’t Jesus visit these people so they wouldn’t go to hell until the Europeans came?
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:45 am to
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Gilgamesh


I was thinking Smurfs
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
1351 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:46 am to
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women


As if you could define this term, let alone count them.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20431 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:48 am to
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Has anyone heard a rumor that the US found the preserved body of Gilgamesh in Iraq in 2003

I believe the US also found the preserved body of Joe Biden in the White House last week.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:49 am to
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As bizarre as this sounds (and yes, it IS bizarre), this is an actual search mission to see whose DNA contains Nephilim/Giants DNA


And I suppose your DNA just so happens to be special
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28600 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:51 am to
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We know our government does some stupid shite and can’t leave well enough alone, but this if true is about a dumb as we could be. Nimrod was also half angel. He was a son of a watcher, who fell from heaven to sex with the women on earth, a Nephilim. If you know the Bible then you know, God punished the angels and they can never reenter heaven, so they turned to Lucifer as their new king. They are wicked and have demonically possessed people according to priest during exorcisms.

If this is true, and the body of this demon was brought back to the US in 2003 and currently dwell here, it explains a lot.

Again, none of this is confirmed, but where there’s smoke….


The meds should have been distributed by now. Did you cheek your meds again?
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2836 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 8:54 am to
I came here to make one version of this joke. Have an upvote, with 2 D'S You know, for a double dose of this pimpin.
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Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2958 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:13 am to


Actual footage of Gilgamesh's ancient body taken by US soldiers when they raided the tomb.
Posted by Harry Morgan
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10340 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:26 am to
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58217 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:46 am to
um, what Bible is this in?
Posted by CISO
ATX
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 9:49 am to
I too enjoy Science Fiction novels
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29917 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 10:45 am to
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I wouldn’t mind a signed copy though.



It's in the mail.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
5095 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 10:49 am to
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As a practicing Catholic,


Have you watched the movie Spotlight?

Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7326 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 12:32 pm to
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they found that origins of the human population can be attributed to 4 women.


And where did those 4 women come from?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24018 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 1:06 pm to
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And where did those 4 women come from?



Around Simsport, LA.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177373 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 1:08 pm to
They tested the body and found out it came from Uranus.
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