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re: Has anyone heard a rumor that the US found the preserved body of Gilgamesh in Iraq in 2003

Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:13 am to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:13 am to
Everyone that has read the epic knows that Gilgamesh never found the fountain of youth and died an insignificant death just like the rest of us have and will.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:19 am to

Except they are running out of conspiracies because they keep turning up true.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:25 am to
Such as?
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:44 am to
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The theory is that the U.S. invaded Iraq because they wanted Gilgamesh's DNA for some reason.


Sounds about right but really doesn’t even crack the top ten of stupid stuff the government has done …
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:57 am to
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Except they are running out of conspiracies because they keep turning up true.

They're getting ready to rename them conspiracy laws instead of theories any day now
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:15 am to
The scary thing is people living in the year 2023 actually believe stuff like this. Many on this board.

20-fricking-23 and people still believe invisible beings of immense power are out to both help them and sabotage them.
Posted by TejasHorn
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:16 am to
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it explains a lot.


Your post explains a lot of what is wrong with a large swath of the electorate. You can see our resident poli/conspiracy board for starters.

Learn to think critically and stop believing internet rumors.
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:22 am to
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Gilgamesh


Smurfs aren't real, dude.
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:23 am to
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Learn to think critically and stop believing internet rumors.

Like the vaccine prevents transmission?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24839 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:54 am to
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This was the real reason for invading Iraq. So private dipshit could stumble upon Gilgamesh while he was trying to jack off in an alley during a patrol.


Have some decency and use a damn port-o-potty in 140 degree heat…
Posted by Hayekian serf
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:54 am to
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Gilgamesh


It’s funny that Christian’s will say he was an enemy of god when the Old Testament ripped off half of his epic story.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 5:59 am to
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quote:Nimrod was also half angle.

This information was complementary.
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He was a very obtuse person
That’s an acute observation
Posted by USMCguy121
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:19 am to
Gilgamesh was a proto WWE fan who liked to challenge random peasants to wrestling matches. Then he found someone who gave him a run for his money and they became bffs.

Half of the old testament is just Jewish butthurt and grievance. The tower of babel story is pure butthurt on their part because they were mad that the heathen dumbasses of Ur could build something so tall. It eventually fell into disrepair and was destroyed by some random conqueror and of course the Jews celebrated it like some kind of moral victory when it had nothing to do with them whatsoever.



This post was edited on 1/12/23 at 6:21 am
Posted by White Bear
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:35 am to
Posted by LSU Coyote
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:36 am to
I love Coast to Coast AM too!
Posted by AUCom96
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:38 am to
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20-fricking-23 and people still believe invisible beings of immense power are out to both help them and sabotage them.




It's incredible how sure of themselves some people living on a rock in an infinite void of gas and radiation that we know not even a fraction of a percent about can be.

Hell, "scientists" change their mind on just about everything every day.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12724 posts
Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:40 am to
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today there are 8B people in the world

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In 1970 there was 3B.

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So just in 53 years the population almost doubled.

I don't know who your math teacher was, but he/she should be fired if you can't get this basic math right.
Posted by jcaz
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:46 am to
No because I don't believe in fairy tales
Posted by Loup
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:51 am to
are you a retard?
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 6:51 am to
It pains me that you aren't from alabama.
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