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re: Has anyone heard a rumor that the US found the preserved body of Gilgamesh in Iraq in 2003
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:51 pm to LatinTiger30
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:51 pm to LatinTiger30
John Bolton probably wanted to have sex with it.
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:52 pm to LatinTiger30
There is a better chance of the earth being flat than anything you said being remotely true.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:57 pm to LatinTiger30
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As a practicing Catholic, the Bible tells us that Gilgamesh or Nimrod was an enemy of God. He tried building a tower aka The Tower of Babel, but God destroyed it and scattered the peoples of the world by causing them to speak different languages, so they could not communicate with each other. We know our government does some stupid shite and can’t leave well enough alone, but this if true is about a dumb as we could be. Nimrod was also half angel. He was a son of a watcher, who fell from heaven to sex with the women on earth, a Nephilim. If you know the Bible then you know, God punished the angels and they can never reenter heaven, so they turned to Lucifer as their new king. They are wicked and have demonically possessed people according to priest during exorcisms.
Utoob
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:08 pm to LatinTiger30
There is a story that a spaceship carrying the nephilim had such a strong gravitational pull that it caused the great flood when it got close to the earth.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:09 pm to LatinTiger30
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As a practicing Catholic, the Bible tells us that Gilgamesh or Nimrod was an enemy of God. He tried building a tower aka The Tower of Babel, but God destroyed it and scattered the peoples of the world by causing them to speak different languages, so they could not communicate with each other. We know our government does some stupid shite and can’t leave well enough alone, but this if true is about a dumb as we could be. Nimrod was also half angel. He was a son of a watcher, who fell from heaven to sex with the women on earth, a Nephilim. If you know the Bible then you know, God punished the angels and they can never reenter heaven, so they turned to Lucifer as their new king. They are wicked and have demonically possessed people according to priest during exorcisms
12 years of Catholic school checking in. Never heard of any of that.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:11 pm to LatinTiger30
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If you know the Bible then you know, God punished the angels and they can never reenter heaven, so they turned to Lucifer
Citation? So there’s no angels?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:11 pm to LatinTiger30
Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:13 pm to Robin Masters
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We’re due for a good smoting.
We are but isn’t it a smiting?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:13 pm to LatinTiger30
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:15 pm to LatinTiger30
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Again, none of this is confirmed
Since I have heard this story before, I'm going to consider you reposting it as confirmation of said story. You can change your confirmation status in the OP.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:16 pm to LatinTiger30
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If this is true, and the body of this demon was brought back to the US in 2003 and currently dwell here, it explains a lot.
I read stuff like this and I have to stop and ask if this person is serious because right off the bat I assume yall post shite just to troll the board because in away you are saying that in 2003 that's when evil shite started happening in the US.
People have always done "evil shite". Its just that today there are 8B people in the world. In 1970 there was 3B. So just in 53 years the population almost doubled. There are more people on earth to do evil shite. With that said, so if you take all the crime numbers around the world in 1970 you would think that 53 years later with 5B more people it would be completely out of control, but in reality its not. Yeah sure, you hear about everything that happens today and its easy to think the world is going mad, but if social media was around in the 70s people would have similar perceptions.
We are nothing more than sophisticated animals controlled by social norms. If killing people were acceptable it would be much more common.
If marriage was never created and people just didn't get into serious relationships then people would have a lot more sex partners
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:19 pm to OweO
That wasn’t a bad post Chris.
Okay, it was a good one.
Okay, it was a good one.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:19 pm to LSUFanHouston
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12 years of Catholic school checking in. Never heard of any of that.
He basically smashed together obscure parts of the Old Testament and Revelations, added some Milton fan fiction, and then retconned the whole mess.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:21 pm to OweO
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then people would have a lot more sex partners
Except you, you limp-dicked invalid
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:24 pm to boosiebadazz
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quote:then people would have a lot more sex partners
Except you, you limp-dicked invalid
That’s just mean.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:33 pm to LatinTiger30
Well you are the person who makes Christians seem crazy to others
Wake me up when the scorpion king has come.
Wake me up when the scorpion king has come.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:34 pm to LatinTiger30
I’m not sure what’s more stupid..this post or the fact you actually believe this.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:38 pm to LatinTiger30
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As a practicing Catholic, the Bible tells us that Gilgamesh or Nimrod was an enemy of God. He tried building a tower aka The Tower of Babel, but God destroyed it and scattered the peoples of the world by causing them to speak different languages, so they could not communicate with each other.
One more thing.. And look, everyone has their own beliefs and that's cool, but do you ever consider that the old testament is likely parables? As in its not meant to be taken literal, rather its to teach a lesson.
BTW I went to Catholic school for 3 years, in middle school. In religion class people used to ask questions like "How did Noah feed all the animals? How did Noah keep the lions from eating other animals? How was Noah able to get animals that were in other regions that haven't been discovered yet?".
We were smartasses and we had a teacher who would deflect the questions and it was just funny to us. Then we got a new religion teacher and soon after people started asking questions she told us "Look, the old testament are parables. Im not saying this really happened, but there is a message in these stories". And all of a sudden that made a lot more sense to the kids who always questioned shite.
I do think a parent or two complained and made a big deal out of it, but the bible was put together 300 years after Jesus and people decided what to put in it, there were a lot more scriptures that were not included. So when it comes to the bible its a good idea to question how literal you should take it.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:44 pm to LatinTiger30
Wrong.
Gilgamesh was a semi-mythic King of Uruk in Mesopotamia, but is never mentioned by name in the Bible.
Nimrod was a descendant of Noah known as "a mighty hunter before the Lord". It is probable that the Epic of Gilgamesh was derived from the original flood story.
Nephilim and those stories were before the flood.
Gilgamesh was a semi-mythic King of Uruk in Mesopotamia, but is never mentioned by name in the Bible.
Nimrod was a descendant of Noah known as "a mighty hunter before the Lord". It is probable that the Epic of Gilgamesh was derived from the original flood story.
Nephilim and those stories were before the flood.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:45 pm to upgrayedd
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He was a very obtuse person
Dammit.
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