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re: Had my 1st "Jesus take the wheel" moment this evening
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:27 am to S
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:27 am to S
Sounds silly to those who have never experienced it, and the objectively stupid crowd that thinks rejecting religion makes you smart will no doubt make fun of you. But, yeah,I've had a similar experience.
Not sure how to explain it, but definitely had to pull over and say a brief prayer before driving on.
Make the best of your life moving forward. You've been given a gift.
Not sure how to explain it, but definitely had to pull over and say a brief prayer before driving on.
Make the best of your life moving forward. You've been given a gift.
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:31 am to S
My boss is a Jewish carpenter
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:33 am to S
quote:
Had my 1st "Jesus take the wheel"
Tracy Morgan
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:38 am to S
S, for future reference the penultimate "Jesus take the wheel" moment is when you become a flamboyantly gay man in the South and start repeatedly saying stuff like...
"Jesus take the wheel"
"Jesus take the wheel"
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:38 am to Langland
OP S did not state that he invoked Jesus by name. Just shut his eyes.
Attribution after the fact is false propaganda or merely delusional.
Attribution after the fact is false propaganda or merely delusional.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:40 am to S
How will this experience transform your prayer life? How will you live your life moving forward? Will you let Jesus be your co-pilot?
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 8:48 am
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:41 am to S
I don’t remember asking, how was your night?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:42 am to S
Last time you ever give your personal driver the night off huh?
Glad to hear you're ok, S.
Glad to hear you're ok, S.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 8:43 am
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:44 am to S
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Needless to say, my vehicle straightened out just in time.
you fricking ruined my l-thray
"LUNCH THRAY--"S is dead and jmcs** is pretty" rip edition
**jmcs is pretty
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:39 am to S
Just so you know. That Popeyes on that exit serves breakfast. Eyepoppers are much better than McDonald's.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:41 am to tigahbruh
It is nice when he chooses to deny the prayers of dying children to help a drunk stay on the road. Definitely lucky.
Now if only he grants my football prayer again like in 2009. Damn Creflo Dollar and his G20 praying on the Falcons though.
Now if only he grants my football prayer again like in 2009. Damn Creflo Dollar and his G20 praying on the Falcons though.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:54 am to S
Why did you want Jesus to take the wheel after he made you spin out like that?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:13 am to maxxrajun70
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solid choice
I think a Taco Bell Mexican Pizza was more appropriate for the moment, but to each his own!
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:14 am to S
They say the devil takes many forms. Your "devil" was McDonalds. 
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:18 am to mikelbr
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But. I got roofied by a bartender named Travis at the Pub on Bourbon at 2pm on a Friday. I was blackout drunk and on drugs. This OP is leaving shite out.
quote:
mikelbr
Checks out.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:38 pm to TheDeathValley
quote:it's a typical frick-up story of my life.
Checks out.
But it Really was scary shite. Eta delete! This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:40 pm to Napoleon
quote:
It is nice when he chooses to deny the prayers of dying children to help a drunk stay on the road. Definitely lucky.
Now if only he grants my football prayer again like in 2009. Damn Creflo Dollar and his G20 praying on the Falcons though.
The Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:41 pm to S
Was it still getting colder when you made it to the shoulder?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:48 pm to S
quote:
Acura MDX
You should have went with the Honda
Posted on 12/20/17 at 2:23 pm to S
"here lies a damn idiot who was killed seeking an egg mcmuffin" news at 11
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