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Had my 1st "Jesus take the wheel" moment this evening

Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:09 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173823 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:09 am
As i was heading back to BR from a lovely night out in NOLA, I suddenly got the insatiable hankering for an egg mcmuffin (ugh...i know...fast food...of all things!) as the golden arches got ahold of me at the Airport Road exit in Hammond. As i had admittedly hastily exited on the slippery ramp, the wheels on my Acura MDX spun as I began to make the right turn, nearly skidding into an oncoming pickup. I closed my eyes and thought of my loved ones, and many other things I cherish, such as my Uruguayan barbeque pit and my stamp collection. Needless to say, my vehicle straightened out just in time. I had to pull over there and gather myself for a minute. Exasperated, I also ordered 2 apple pies.

Be safe out there folks. Even in unseasonably warm weather like this, it doesn't take much to slick up those roads.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:11 am to
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Acura MDX

Why are you driving the help's car?
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:13 am to
So is your driver actually Jesus, son of God, or is your driver someone that you pay in cash?
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 12:15 am
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:13 am to
Jesus died two thousand years ago and he sure as shite didn't just save you from having some stupid accident.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:14 am to
Why were you driving through Hammond on your way back from Nola to BR?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15620 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:14 am to
Cool
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173823 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:14 am to
Had to stop by Camping World.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61825 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:15 am to
Thanks for sharing.

He’s a good co-pilot and let you live so you can do something with your life.

Now step up and make him proud.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 12:19 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173823 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:16 am to
Thanks frogman
Posted by Abadeebadaba
FL
Member since Sep 2010
5038 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:29 am to
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6962 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:31 am to
quote:

Why were you driving through Hammond on your way back from Nola to BR?
This is my question too.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:34 am to
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Why were you driving through Hammond on your way back from Nola to BR?

April 09 this happened to me. I took 55 North at Laplace on accident heading back to Br. But. I got roofied by a bartender named Travis at the Pub on Bourbon at 2pm on a Friday. I was blackout drunk and on drugs. This OP is leaving shite out.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 12:36 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173823 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:45 am to
You need to calm down.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178361 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:45 am to
I-55 over the swamp is lovely at night this time of the year.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173823 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:46 am to
Reminiscent of US 77 in south central east Texas.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 12:47 am
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:50 am to
Glad you are ok

Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:54 am to
Thank Ricky Vaughn you’re ok.


20 pc McNugget with honey
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39313 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 2:05 am to
Jesus,


Thank you for your service


ETA: if those words didnt cross your mind ill be dissappointed S
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 2:06 am
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 2:09 am to
quote:

As i was heading back to BR

Seems legit
quote:

from a lovely night out in NOLA

Got some cahones on ya man, i dont go into NOLA while the sun is down.
quote:

Be safe out there folks

Glad noone was hurt
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 2:23 am to
God protects his saints.
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