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re: Girl likes the horizontal hula 8 times a day. NSFW

Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28501 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:07 pm to
When i was 16 I woulda given her a run for the money. I don't have time for that shite now.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102732 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:08 pm to
Problem with nymphos like her is you can’t satisfy her eventually and she will cheat.

A man can’t get off 8 times a day once he gets out of his prime years

Her looks will fade
No matter how good in bed she is you’ll get bored with it eventually

Regular sex in a long term relationship without overdoing it is key. Once a day or every other day when you get older.

On the flip side married women who do it once a month or less can frick off too
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5794 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:10 pm to
I could not get 8 erections in a day. Maybe at one time. Not at 49.
Posted by Gamera
Member since Aug 2020
559 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:11 pm to
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Either one, she is full of shite,


This. Because of the lie we now know who she is. Lies about dicks equals more clicks.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64367 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:12 pm to
This chick is lying. She wants social media followers.


Eta: She's on the "love island" TV show, so this is without a doubt a full on fabrication.
This post was edited on 6/21/21 at 9:14 pm
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:14 pm to
bullshite.

This is like a dude claiming he has a 16 inch dick: without pics or video it's meaningless.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51884 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:23 pm to
What an Instawhore!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60646 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:25 pm to
Her lady parts are probably an interesting Petri dish

Posted by saralsim
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2009
517 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:33 pm to
She didn’t say who or what she was banging 8x a day.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by boomtown143
Member since May 2019
9407 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:46 pm to
Post pics you freaking loser!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:49 pm to
I'm almost 40 and I still want it 3-5 times a day, every day.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7803 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:51 pm to
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shitting


You misspelled masturbating
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134651 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:52 pm to
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I'm almost 40 and I still want it 3-5 times a day, every day.


You say that because you aren’t getting it 3-5 times a day, every day. Probably way less than that.
To a starving man a feast every day seems optimal, but you get tired of it quick.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70500 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:53 pm to
I think we’d be compatible based on that description
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7248 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:54 pm to
8 times a day is having sex every two hours. She’s fricking once in the morning, 4 times a day in the office, once during happy hour, once on the way home and once when she goes to bed.

The poor guy that she wakes up with and goes to bed with thinks he’s knocking it out of the park with twice daily. Doesn’t even know about the co worker(s) she’s fricking or the bartenders.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:55 pm to
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Either one, she is full of shite, or two, multiple guys are keeping week satisfied weekly


Possibly and likely some other females with strap-ones too if she’s this much of a sloot. I mean. Damn if I wouldn’t try, but sex that much would loose it’s shine. Now. Different super model every day?
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
11654 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:19 pm to
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I know the feeling. Me and my bf do it usually 3 times a day and that sometimes feels like overkill.

Right on, Aggie.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37013 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:54 pm to
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You say that because you aren’t getting it 3-5 times a day, every day. Probably way less than that.
To a starving man a feast every day seems optimal, but you get tired of it quick.


Sex is like air. You only miss it when you don't have any.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27583 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 11:00 pm to
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