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Germans: the autobahn is a true delight

Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:53 pm
I just got back from a driving tour across central Europe, including several hundred autobahn miles.

I'll just say this: if there were a TD.de, it's unclear what their version of "Texas drivers like to hang out in the left lane" threads would be.

It honestly seemed as if there was a large magnet in the right hand shoulder that was powerfully pulling all cars to the right.

Literally, I did not see EVEN ONE VEHICLE hang out in the left lane even one second longer than they should have.

It was basically heaven on earth.
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:54 pm to
In Europe if someone flashes their lights it means move over I am coming through.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:54 pm to
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I did not see EVEN ONE VEHICLE hang out in the left lane even one second longer than they should have.

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41233 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:55 pm to
Our version of Texans are the Dutch. Be on the watch for those yellow plates. Same applies on the slopes in the Alps.

But yes it’s a real treat driving the Autobahn regularly.

ETA the best part of the Autobahn is no semi trucks in the left lane, ever.
This post was edited on 7/15/26 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96058 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:55 pm to
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I just got back from a driving tour across central Europe, including several hundred autobahn miles.





In all seriousness, Germans are literally the exception that proves the rule. I have it on reliable authority that French and Italian drivers are awful. I know from personal experience that Southern European drivers (the Balkans) are G-dawful. "Lafayette" bad.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:56 pm to
Did you happen to notice the demographic of the drivers.... I have a suspicion
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:58 pm to
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It honestly seemed as if there was a large magnet in the right hand shoulder that was powerfully pulling all cars to the right.


That’s what happens when the cops actually pull left lane campers over.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:59 pm to
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Literally, I did not see EVEN ONE VEHICLE hang out in the left lane even one second longer than they should have.


You were the only one huh?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:00 pm to
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That’s what happens when the cops actually pull left lane campers over.


Cops don’t patrol the Autobahn, people just follow the rules.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40102 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

In all seriousness, Germans are literally the exception that proves the rule. I have it on reliable authority that French and Italian drivers are awful. I know from personal experience that Southern European drivers (the Balkans) are G-dawful. "Lafayette" bad.
I mean, yes, but...we were constantly trying to spot as many of the EU countries on plates as we could and there were a lot of non-German vehicles. As far as I could tell, everyone was following the rules.
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:02 pm to
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Did you happen to notice the demographic of the drivers..


Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96058 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

I mean, yes, but...we were constantly trying to spot as many of the EU countries on plates as we could and there were a lot of non-German vehicles. As far as I could tell, everyone was following the rules.



Fair point, but the Polizei remain German.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
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Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:13 pm to
Stick around. In another 10-20 years you won’t even recognize Europe.
Posted by Archives
Member since Mar 2026
602 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:15 pm to
There is a law that one must move to the right to allow a car behind you pass on the left.
We have similar laws here in some states, but I figure the difference is that it is enforced/ respected there.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40102 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:55 pm to
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Cops don’t patrol the Autobahn, people just follow the rules.
I'm pretty sure I never saw a police.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40102 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

We have similar laws here in some states
In my mind, this is the rule of the road on every single mile of 4-lane-or-greater highway in the entire US. It's utterly absurd that the median driver simply refuses to obey it.

Also, they use their turn singles, seemingly every single time they are supposed to.
Posted by MD333
Coastal Gulf of America
Member since Feb 2025
440 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 3:04 pm to
European drivers are taught (according to my interpreter) to drive in the right hand lane, unless you are passing. When passing, they turn on thier Left Turn blinker and move to the next lane over. Flashing your lights is NOT a thing over there. And after you pass, move right.

Also, they keep their turn signal on, until they have passed all the cars slower than them. I found it refreshing,

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41233 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 3:10 pm to
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I'm pretty sure I never saw a police.


You won't unless there's an accident. I pass the polizei now without giving it a second thought. Only thing to worry about are the speed cameras when the speed limit is in effect. Waze will let you know where they are.
This post was edited on 7/15/26 at 3:13 pm
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40102 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

European drivers are taught (according to my interpreter) to drive in the right hand lane, unless you are passing. When passing, they turn on thier Left Turn blinker and move to the next lane over. Flashing your lights is NOT a thing over there. And after you pass, move right.

In theory, we are taught the same thing here. Americans simply refuse to do it, though.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10328 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 3:22 pm to
quote:


It honestly seemed as if there was a large magnet in the right hand shoulder that was powerfully pulling all cars to the right.

Literally, I did not see EVEN ONE VEHICLE hang out in the left lane even one second longer than they should have.

It was basically heaven on earth.


It is against the law and first offense is 300 Euros and it will up from there also with taking your license away. Once you overtake get to the right ,because someone may come flying up in the left lane and they will flash their lights...
This post was edited on 7/15/26 at 3:24 pm
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