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re: German Man paid over $4K to have his 3-inch penis extended by one inch

Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9612 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:00 pm to
Note to self: German women can be incredibly mean.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
11934 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:03 pm to
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Not much bang for his buck.


Dude got a 33% improvement. I’d say he made out pretty good. Just started in a rough position.
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17272 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:03 pm to
The long ones put it there, the short ones shoot it there.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21145 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

I could have donated a couple inches and my wife would have been more comfortable going forward.


I’m sure her boyfriend wouldn’t like having those inches taken off…
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18664 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:11 pm to
Due to shrinkage with age and getting a FUPA, I've lost probably twice what he gained. FML, Sign me up.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6963 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:15 pm to
Guys in this thread with natural 4-inchers

Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25212 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

the average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect.
No wonder they keep trying to conquer the world. Got a little Napoleon syndrome
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4831 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:35 pm to
I would gladly sell an inch of mine for 4G! anybody lookin'?
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
11032 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

This is why German women are so crazy about der schwartz.


A lot of German chicks are hot for black dudes they like the BBC.
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
11032 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:55 pm to
The dude needs to realize that money more than makes up for a small wiener. Howard Stern has a small wiener and his second wife is hot. Jason Witten has a small wiener and I don't think he's unhappy.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49006 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:57 pm to
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The dude needs to realize that money more than makes up for a small wiener. Howard Stern has a small wiener and his second wife is hot. Jason Witten has a small wiener and I don't think he's unhappy.


I don't think they have 3" peckers though.

They are both tall and probably have 5" peckers which looks small on tall guys but will still make chicks cum if they get in right positions.

Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
11032 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

They are both tall and probably have 5" peckers which looks small on tall guys but will still make chicks cum if they get in right positions.


Money makes girls cum. If big wieners mattered then black dudes would be taking all the pretty white girls.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3354 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:05 pm to
Murat? That’s an Arabic migrant not a German.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49006 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:13 pm to
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Money makes girls cum. If big wieners mattered then black dudes would be taking all the pretty white girls.



Money makes them date/marry you. They'll manage an orgasm using a silver bullet on her clit or a specific position with her on top. But They'll always crave that 8" cock they had before you met her.

This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 8:14 pm
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:25 pm to
youve met your match sir. ralph wiggum here will talk about dicks more than you by far. hes obsessed
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7233 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:42 pm to
I’d gladly pay 4k for an extra inch.

Hitting the 1 foot mark would be a big milestone.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:47 pm to
a good case of gonorrhea would have done that for free.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15063 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:54 pm to
German and Scandi women require at least 8 these days. He should move away.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59177 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:55 pm to
going from 4 to 5 might be worth it
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:31 am to
This makes me sad
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