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German Man paid over $4K to have his 3-inch penis extended by one inch

Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:22 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:22 pm
Not much bang for his buck.

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A man has confessed to splashing out over $4,000 to have his penis extended by one inch after his three-inch penis was cruelly mocked by lovers.
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Murat K, from Germany, spent years trying to increase the size of his member – even turning to “penis-pumps” in desperation – as he felt he came up short in that department.
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His penis measured “only three inches”, whereas the average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect.
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The 36-year-old battled against relentless jibes from women he bedded and, feeling ashamed of his size, felt scared to have sex.
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“One of them told me right in the face that I wasn’t well equipped,” he said.
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“I tried pills, creams, penis pumps and expanders to lengthen my penis,” he said.
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Having run out of options, Murat went to see a doctor in Hanover who specialises in the so-called “autologous fat method” to have his penis extended by just an inch.
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Dr. Christian Kerpen, a specialist in plastic and aesthetic surgery from the specialist clinic Cosmopolitan Aesthetics, performed the 60-minute operation. He hailed the result, saying: “Two centimetres in length and girth – make a big difference.”


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This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm
Posted by beauxgy
LA
Member since Feb 2007
3462 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to
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German Man paid over $4K to have my 3-inch penis extended by one inch


Did you thank him?

eta, lol, nice edit.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65711 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to

Is he happy with his investment of your new 1"?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120268 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to
A lot of OTers would happily pay more than that
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7339 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to
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average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect.


Really, I'm feeling much better about my seldom used tool.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1832 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to
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German Man paid over $4K to have my 3-inch penis extended by one inch


Condolences
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65927 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to
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“Two centimetres in length and girth – make a big difference.”


eh, if 3 inches is your problem, 4 aint gonna help.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1280 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm to
Can I sell a few inches?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm to
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A lot of OTers would happily pay more than that


Yep, they sure would.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101404 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm to
I mean, who wouldn't go for a 33% increase in size?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to
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$4K

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one inch

Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11428 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to
So, 8K for 2"? Asking for a friend.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25795 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to
4k per inch?

I’ll take 12k’s worth.
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7795 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to
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to have my 3-inch penis extended

Quite the freudian slip there
Posted by Dicky
Member since Jun 2017
511 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to
Fking right brother
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35122 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:27 pm to
3 inches hard? That’s rough.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:27 pm to
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Quite the freudian slip there


Yeah, when copying the article title, make sure you change it to the person it's actually talking about.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61262 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:28 pm to
And now his penis has a lump of fat in it.
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:28 pm to
Reminds me of the old joke, She said, "Give me six inches and make it hurt" So I boned her twice, then slapped her.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:29 pm to
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So, 8K for 2"? Asking for a friend.



and my friend would like to know if they accept payment through venmo?
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