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German Man paid over $4K to have his 3-inch penis extended by one inch
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:22 pm
Not much bang for his buck.
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A man has confessed to splashing out over $4,000 to have his penis extended by one inch after his three-inch penis was cruelly mocked by lovers.
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Murat K, from Germany, spent years trying to increase the size of his member – even turning to “penis-pumps” in desperation – as he felt he came up short in that department.
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His penis measured “only three inches”, whereas the average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect.
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The 36-year-old battled against relentless jibes from women he bedded and, feeling ashamed of his size, felt scared to have sex.
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“One of them told me right in the face that I wasn’t well equipped,” he said.
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“I tried pills, creams, penis pumps and expanders to lengthen my penis,” he said.
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Having run out of options, Murat went to see a doctor in Hanover who specialises in the so-called “autologous fat method” to have his penis extended by just an inch.
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Dr. Christian Kerpen, a specialist in plastic and aesthetic surgery from the specialist clinic Cosmopolitan Aesthetics, performed the 60-minute operation. He hailed the result, saying: “Two centimetres in length and girth – make a big difference.”
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This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to DemonKA3268
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German Man paid over $4K to have my 3-inch penis extended by one inch
Did you thank him?
eta, lol, nice edit.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to DemonKA3268
Is he happy with his investment of your new 1"?
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to DemonKA3268
A lot of OTers would happily pay more than that
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to DemonKA3268
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average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect.
Really, I'm feeling much better about my seldom used tool.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to DemonKA3268
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German Man paid over $4K to have my 3-inch penis extended by one inch
Condolences
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:24 pm to DemonKA3268
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“Two centimetres in length and girth – make a big difference.”
eh, if 3 inches is your problem, 4 aint gonna help.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm to DemonKA3268
Can I sell a few inches?
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm to Cosmo
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A lot of OTers would happily pay more than that
Yep, they sure would.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:25 pm to DemonKA3268
I mean, who wouldn't go for a 33% increase in size?
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to DemonKA3268
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$4K
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one inch
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to DemonKA3268
So, 8K for 2"? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to DemonKA3268
4k per inch?
I’ll take 12k’s worth.
I’ll take 12k’s worth.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:26 pm to Naked Bootleg
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to have my 3-inch penis extended
Quite the freudian slip there
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:27 pm to DemonKA3268
3 inches hard? That’s rough.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:27 pm to V Bainbridge
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Quite the freudian slip there
Yeah, when copying the article title, make sure you change it to the person it's actually talking about.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:28 pm to DemonKA3268
And now his penis has a lump of fat in it.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:28 pm to MorbidTheClown
Reminds me of the old joke, She said, "Give me six inches and make it hurt" So I boned her twice, then slapped her.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:29 pm to bgtiger
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So, 8K for 2"? Asking for a friend.
and my friend would like to know if they accept payment through venmo?
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