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re: Former Penthouse Pet targeted lonely OT Ballers
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:15 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:15 am to chinhoyang
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Under California Penal Code Section 459, burglary is the act of entering a structure (residential, commercial, or any other type of property) with the intent to commit grand larceny, petit larceny, or any other felony. The entry into any structure does not have to be accomplished by force, through threat of violence, or through any act of destruction, it only has to be done with the intention of committing a felony or any crime that can be charged as a felony.
Louisiana's statute talks about "unauthorized entry." However, consent to enter based on fraud could be treated as an "unauthorized entry" because the consent based on fraud is invalid.
A problem for the prosecutor is that they have to show intent to steal at the time of the entry. The defense will likely try to push a jury to a theft rather than burglary conviction.
California residential burglary range is 2 to 6 years. Louisiana is 1 to 12 years.
Your honor, I volunteer to absolve the fine taxpaying citizens of California of the cost and obligation to rehabilitate this person by offering my services. I offer my home as a halfway house, and I will work with this young woman daily to help her overcome her criminal tendencies and to see the wrong she has wrought on these individuals. If need be, I will ask one of the younger women who were vandalized to attend sessions with us so that the rehabilitation is fully completed.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:18 am to Jim Rockford
She looks like some nationality non American. I can't figure it out.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:23 am to Jim Rockford
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Former Penthouse Pet targeted lonely OT Ballers
I thought this was gonna be a Stormy Daniels thread.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:24 am to Jim Rockford
Greedy arse. She could have played the long game and been set for life.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:47 am to Jim Rockford
Today I learned that Penthouse Pets still exist. I thought that went away years ago when people quit buying print magazines.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:48 am to Darth_Vader
Gotta be just web-based now, right?
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:50 am to Jim Rockford
Seen better in the quad.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:44 am to aTmTexas Dillo
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She looks like some nationality non American. I can't figure it out
"Adva is a primarily Hebrew female given name meaning "small wave," "ripple," or "gentle wave" (?????)."
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:16 am to Jim Rockford
With all the pr0n available on the interwebz, the most surprising thing about this story to me is that Penthouse is still in business and still has Pets.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:28 am to deltadummy
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Your honor, I volunteer to absolve the fine taxpaying citizens of California of the cost and obligation to rehabilitate this person by offering my services. I offer my home as a halfway house, and I will work with this young woman daily to help her overcome her criminal tendencies and to see the wrong she has wrought on these individuals. If need be, I will ask one of the younger women who were vandalized to attend sessions with us so that the rehabilitation is fully completed.
a true American, TYFYS
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:30 am to boosiebadazz
quote:We all appreciate you making this world a better place
The camera better show some smash and grab shite. Or else, I’m her defense lawyer and I’m claiming these old dudes picking up my whore client gave her permission to take the shite as payment for her services.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:32 am to Jim Rockford
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Adva Lavie, 27, better known to magazine fans as Mia Ventura,
quote:Sounds like a fresh Scrabble tray.
Adva Lavie
My Venture.
Hmmm….
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:42 am to Jim Rockford
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burglaries that prosecutors say she committed after using online dating sites to pick her targets.

Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:49 am to Jim Rockford
You know all hope is lost when you can't even trust a former Penthouse Pet.
Don't they undergo an intense scrutiny background check before earning that title??
Don't they undergo an intense scrutiny background check before earning that title??
This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 9:51 am
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:50 am to aTmTexas Dillo
She looks like some nationality non American. I can't figure it out.
Hugeschnozzistan?
Hugeschnozzistan?
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:50 am to Jim Rockford
Why burglaries, I'm sure they would give her whatever she wanted
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:17 pm to Jim Rockford
Honestly, I have seen better in the Quad
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