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re: Former Penthouse Pet targeted lonely OT Ballers

Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:15 am to
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2511 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:15 am to
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Under California Penal Code Section 459, burglary is the act of entering a structure (residential, commercial, or any other type of property) with the intent to commit grand larceny, petit larceny, or any other felony. The entry into any structure does not have to be accomplished by force, through threat of violence, or through any act of destruction, it only has to be done with the intention of committing a felony or any crime that can be charged as a felony.

Louisiana's statute talks about "unauthorized entry." However, consent to enter based on fraud could be treated as an "unauthorized entry" because the consent based on fraud is invalid.

A problem for the prosecutor is that they have to show intent to steal at the time of the entry. The defense will likely try to push a jury to a theft rather than burglary conviction.

California residential burglary range is 2 to 6 years. Louisiana is 1 to 12 years.


Your honor, I volunteer to absolve the fine taxpaying citizens of California of the cost and obligation to rehabilitate this person by offering my services. I offer my home as a halfway house, and I will work with this young woman daily to help her overcome her criminal tendencies and to see the wrong she has wrought on these individuals. If need be, I will ask one of the younger women who were vandalized to attend sessions with us so that the rehabilitation is fully completed.

Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3325 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:17 am to
That’s pretty hot
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23997 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:18 am to
She looks like some nationality non American. I can't figure it out.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156570 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:23 am to
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Former Penthouse Pet targeted lonely OT Ballers

I thought this was gonna be a Stormy Daniels thread.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9464 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:24 am to
Greedy arse. She could have played the long game and been set for life.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73596 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:47 am to
Today I learned that Penthouse Pets still exist. I thought that went away years ago when people quit buying print magazines.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39602 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:48 am to
Gotta be just web-based now, right?
Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8431 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:50 am to
Seen better in the quad.
Posted by Afrojedi
Member since Jul 2017
642 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:44 am to
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She looks like some nationality non American. I can't figure it out


"Adva is a primarily Hebrew female given name meaning "small wave," "ripple," or "gentle wave" (?????)."
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59221 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:16 am to
With all the pr0n available on the interwebz, the most surprising thing about this story to me is that Penthouse is still in business and still has Pets.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92219 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:28 am to
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Your honor, I volunteer to absolve the fine taxpaying citizens of California of the cost and obligation to rehabilitate this person by offering my services. I offer my home as a halfway house, and I will work with this young woman daily to help her overcome her criminal tendencies and to see the wrong she has wrought on these individuals. If need be, I will ask one of the younger women who were vandalized to attend sessions with us so that the rehabilitation is fully completed.



a true American, TYFYS
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91451 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:30 am to
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The camera better show some smash and grab shite. Or else, I’m her defense lawyer and I’m claiming these old dudes picking up my whore client gave her permission to take the shite as payment for her services.
We all appreciate you making this world a better place
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74829 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:32 am to
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Adva Lavie, 27, better known to magazine fans as Mia Ventura,
quote:

Adva Lavie
Sounds like a fresh Scrabble tray.

My Venture.

Hmmm….
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:42 am to
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burglaries that prosecutors say she committed after using online dating sites to pick her targets.


Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14786 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:49 am to
You know all hope is lost when you can't even trust a former Penthouse Pet.

Don't they undergo an intense scrutiny background check before earning that title??




This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 9:51 am
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
352 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:50 am to
She looks like some nationality non American. I can't figure it out.

Hugeschnozzistan?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139375 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 9:50 am to
Why burglaries, I'm sure they would give her whatever she wanted
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
428 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:57 pm to
RIP
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55967 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:17 pm to
Honestly, I have seen better in the Quad
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