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re: For all you baws who missed the swinger convention in NOLA, here is a recap.

Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:16 am to
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36024 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:16 am to
It's a swingers convention. What are you expecting to happen?

The bigger question for me, which I'm hopeful some of our New Orleans brethren can answer, at which hotels does the convention take place? I'd like to avoid those if possible. I'm not sure there is enough lysol, clorox, etc to get all of the loads, lube, and other fluids out of the rooms after this crew rolls through
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
3002 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:17 am to
Happened to be in the city for an unrelated matter for that weekend. There was also a midget convention going on at the same time which was interesting.

Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6772 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:17 am to
There was not a single attractive person in any of the photos included in the article. Obviously, my wife and I aren't swingers but we've known a few people that are through work and other things like that and they pretty much never seem to be attractive people. It's always chunky folks and overly tatted ladies. Not my jam at all to say the least.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7831 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:19 am to
i have no interest. I don't want to be asked. It would be very awkward.

Nevertheless, my wife is beautiful.

So that means it's me. That's a little humbling.


Or maybe it's a Fermi's Paradox type thing.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21650 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:19 am to
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It's a swingers convention. What are you expecting to happen?

The bigger question for me, which I'm hopeful some of our New Orleans brethren can answer, at which hotels does the convention take place? I'd like to avoid those if possible. I'm not sure there is enough lysol, clorox, etc to get all of the loads, lube, and other fluids out of the rooms after this crew rolls through


Dude.

Every hotel room in the French Quarter has a history that in aggregate dwarfs the activities of this event.

Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31594 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:19 am to
I mean, all things considered, the scenery in that article was a lot better than I anticipated it would be.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6772 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:20 am to
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Dude.

Every hotel room in the French Quarter has a history that in aggregate dwarfs the activities of this event.


I was thinking the same thing. Is a room less fricked in if the action it's seen has been monogamous couples?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30716 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:22 am to
I bet that convention smelled terrible.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21650 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:23 am to
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I was thinking the same thing. Is a room less fricked in if the action it's seen has been monogamous couples?



Or nasty one night stands? Which occur regularly in FQ hotels.

Or drunks vomiting and pissing all over. Drug use. Etc.

You just have to not think about it and don't eat food you drop on the floor

ETA:

My wife also brings her own pillow to hotels, which I get, but am too lazy to do myself.



This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 11:24 am
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:23 am to
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Just remember, stud. Every notch on your bedpost is a future potential rape accuser.


Oh, I would never participate, but I also wouldn't put the "end of the world" on the consenting adults that do.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6772 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:25 am to
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Or nasty one night stands? Which occur regularly in FQ hotels.

Or drunks vomiting and pissing all over. Drug use. Etc.

You just have to not think about it and don't eat food you drop on the floor

ETA:

My wife also brings her own pillow to hotels, which I get, but am too lazy to do myself.



Thank God I don't have contamination OCD. I don't think I'd ever be able to visit the city again.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21650 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:25 am to
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Just remember, stud. Every notch on your bedpost is a future potential rape accuser.



Seems at least at this event there is serious consideration taken into documenting consent, even comes with a quiz.

So you'd have that to back you up if something occurs in one of the "sanctioned" areas

Posted by poule deau
Member since Jan 2009
1492 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:25 am to
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Held in three hotels at the heart of the Big Easy


Which hotels?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21531 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:26 am to
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It's always chunky folks


This about 80% of the time we've been asked. Usually people in sales who are naturally very outgoing.

Other photos from the article













This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 11:31 am
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6772 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Oh, I would never participate, but I also wouldn't put the "end of the world" on the consenting adults that do.


I mean, sure, end of the world may be a bit hyperbolic but it's 100% true that the sexual revolution has been bad for society in a lot of ways and it's been bad in the previous societies that have embraced it as well.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:27 am to
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26726 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:28 am to
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only action I got was a 68 year old from Kenner with a missing leg.


You play the team on the schedule.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6772 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:28 am to
quote:

This about 80% of the time we've been asked. Usually people in sales who are naturally very outgoing.


That's got to be a fun little tap dance to turn a couple down without outright saying, "your wife is wide as all outside, no thanks bro."
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56471 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:28 am to
:youseriousclark:
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21650 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:29 am to
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You play the team on the schedule.



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