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re: Florida cop gives "cell phone while driving" ticket to woman who only has one arm

Posted on 5/30/26 at 7:58 am to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 7:58 am to
I saw a video where a chick had a nub like that and was using it like a dildo in another chick
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
9607 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:25 am to
I got a ticket for “Failing to display my plate legally” my wife worked for an attorney. The statute dictates that license plate must be displayed in a horizontal position clearly seen from the rear of the car. It was propped up in the back window, horizontal all clearly seen.

Her boss knew the cop. On his next trip to the courthouse he encountered the cop and showed him the statute. “Delete the ticket or prepared to get ridiculed by the judge.” He withdrew the ticket. They don’t carry a rule book with them. Statutes are not in their playbook.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:00 am to
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Can you imagine walking up- seeing she’s without hand….

….and telling her to swear hand to god she didn’t have a phone in her non existent hand?

And then after that disaster still writing her a ticket?

Christ almighty some people can’t admit a mistake and in his job that’s scary
Bearing false witness should be grounds for his termination.




And he has no leg to stand on.
Posted by HangmanPage1
Wild West
Member since Aug 2021
2207 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:13 am to
Again cops are simply and barely high school graduates. They take a 6 week course on how to write tickets, and run around in grey sweatsuits. They then go out to the world to try in real time to enforce and interpret the laws, laws that are written by politicians, legal minds, judges and what not.

Cops are always designed to fail, which is why I wonder why people escalate the situation. Just laugh and say thank you and go beat their arse in court.
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
11098 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:20 am to
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Again cops are simply and barely high school graduates. They take a 6 week course on how to write tickets, and run around in grey sweatsuits



I am certainly no fan of cops, but this is just f’ing retarded. Typical
Posted by HangmanPage1
Wild West
Member since Aug 2021
2207 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:21 am to
Cops only require a high school diploma. The academy is 6 weeks here in central Louisiana. Any more questions?
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
8025 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:22 am to
I don't care if he gave it to her or not I'm just glad cops are being vigilant about this shite. It's infuriating.

The other week I was finally able to get by a guy who kept pressing his brakes and no one was in front of him. Like 5 times in a half mile stretch. Finally get past him and he has his phone in his hand texting. I yelled "get off your f*** phone" as I drove by. Forgot I had my moon roof open, and he had his windows open.

Bust this people and people driving with their damn dogs on their laps. Arrghhho hate those people
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
11098 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:25 am to
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Cops only require a high school diploma. The academy is 6 weeks here in central Louisiana. Any more questions?



I live here in Ellic, and no it is not. I can send a link or show it to you in person
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:26 am
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5353 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:30 am to
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Did he ask, "hand to God you did not have it in your hand?" and she raised her nub, "Hand to God I did not."






What da frick god got to do with a traffic stop ??

This country is cooked .
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31642 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:35 am to
Is it a sign you need to take a break from TD when you see this and your first thought is "Wood"?
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2611 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:40 am to
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Not a single person agrees with what he did. Genius take.


Actually, you and the other bootlickers don't realize the problem isn't that stuff like this happens. The problem is this pos won't be fired because you'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Your entire belief is to shut up and never question anything. So, yes, there is nothing to see here, according to you.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12323 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:43 am to
Like 20 years ago I got pulled over in Livonia and the retarded cop swore I was on the phone. I wasn’t. I offered to show him the call log. He didn’t want to see it. Hr knew what he saw. fricking retard.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3862 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:47 am to
My buddy in high school hooked up with a girl that had a nub. She was a smoke show too. Hooked up with her at his house in his swimming pool. He said it took a while of her swimming in a circle cause she had only one rudder for it to happen. Haha.
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