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re: Fleshlight vs vibrators/dildos?

Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:58 pm to
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hanging out with Gov JBE


Hang on now. Don't disparage my good name.

I'm not hanging out with admiral fricking akbar
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:00 pm to
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What have you done with your life?



Obviously not enough
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:09 pm to
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Some fat lumberjack is slaying more poon than you and bringing every single one of them to sexual ecstasy while making a bajillion dollars a year and hanging out with Gov JBE...

What have you done with your life?

what out terd remember he wants to meet you at sonic.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:12 pm to
One day you will review my post history and realize this is the most consistent level of douchebaggish frickery ever achieved.

I may get a medal.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:15 pm to
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I may get a medal.

But when you tear the foil away, it will just be filled with chocolate....

Which you will eat
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20375 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:18 pm to
I'd have called them out on it. What you say is true about most women owning a vibrator/dildo or some other form of sexual stimulant.

Bitches are nuts with that jealousy shite if they get their minds warped over something like that and all the while they are stuffing their cavity with a lifelike Ron Jeremy dong...Hypocrites.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:35 pm to
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One day you will review my post history
why would i do that? you are giving yourself way too much credit.
quote:

his is the most consistent level of douchebaggish frickery ever achieved.

I may get a medal.
you are giving yourself way too much credit. you just look like a fatty trying to act cool.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:37 pm to
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Bitches are nuts with that jealousy shite if they get their minds warped over something like that and all the while they are stuffing their cavity with a lifelike Ron Jeremy dong...Hypocrites.


What needs to be done is either they both get to have their own toy or none for either one of them.

quote:

What you say is true about most women owning a vibrator/dildo or some other form of sexual stimulant.


And idk how y’all know this, I’ve never asked and it’s not something that would come up in a conversation organically. Not saying that y’all are wrong I’ve just never asked or anything like that.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 3:13 pm to
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My SO’s friend found a fleshlight hidden in the house by her husband and is disgusted.

I think the biggest issue is that he had to hide it. It's not that big a deal.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 3:20 pm to
She is probably more pissed that he hid it from her, but he knew that if he would have told her that he was going to buy one she would have flipped her shite (although she will not admit that she would have flipped her shite).
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 3:25 pm to
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you made me google that. Craziest thing ever.


This made me curious and I googled...

Anthro Dragon Packer..
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16382 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 3:25 pm to
We were on a related subject of relationships and also had been drinking and my very conservative sister tried to tell me her husband only fantasizes about her and would never about another woman. He travels a decent amount to. I called bullshite and tried to have a realistic conversation but she was highly offended and acted like I was some heathen for even suggesting it as a possibility. You just have to let some people live in their matrix.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 5:21 pm to
I dont care what ppl do to get off, its a feel good thing. She probly lived in a bubble
Posted by Arthur Cantrelle Jr
Morganza Louisiana
Member since Sep 2018
121 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 5:43 pm to
A wife putting that on the street and leaving home over its presence is not one to be trusted.

He should get out of there.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24454 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 5:45 pm to
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I think the biggest issue is that he had to hide it


Well when the wife that finds it runs away to spend the night at a friends house, its hard to blame him.

Clearly there's a gap in their sexual relationship.
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