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Fleshlight vs vibrators/dildos?

Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:23 am
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:23 am
Is there a double standard here?

My SO’s friend found a fleshlight hidden in the house by her husband and is disgusted. Came and slept in our spare room last night and said things like:
“I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”

Obviously my SO was in complete agreement with her.

I haven’t gotten to the point in my life where I want to hump a Lisa Ann molded tube, but I was a little taken back by how they were chastising this guy. Most every girl I’ve known has had a vibrator or dildo stashed away somewhere. Whether they used it routinely or just got it at some point as a gag gift....I’m sure they at least tried it once or twice. Of course I stayed out of the conversation and kept my thoughts to myself.

What you think about this OT?
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 7:25 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:24 am to
Talk about D battery...
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 7:26 am
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:25 am to
quote:

What you think about this OT?




I think no one is going to believe this ever happened.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32431 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:25 am to
I think she needs to blow him more.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45420 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:25 am to
It is her ego. Deep down she knows her end of the deal isn't being fulfilled.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12978 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:26 am to
Good old Tuesday morning thread
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48175 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:26 am to
wait till she finds the real doll

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:27 am to
She sounds pretty insecure
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:27 am to
My SO bought a fancy electric toothbrush but keeps it in the drawer of the bedside table?

That's normal right?

...right?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Came and slept in our spare room last night and said things like: “I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”


She sounds Baptist.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:29 am to
quote:

Most every girl I’ve known has had a vibrator or dildo stashed away somewhere.


Is your SO on that list? Is she a hypocrite?
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38168 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:31 am to
Y’all should’ve invited her to stay in your bed, Playa.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:32 am to
every woman had a vibrator. FACT.

quote:

My SO’s friend found a fleshlight hidden in the house by her husband and is disgusted. Came and slept in our spare room last night and said things like:
“I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”
why didnt you ask her if he feels the same way about her and her vibrator.
quote:

Obviously my SO was in complete agreement with her.
ask her the same thing.


People are to afraid of confrontation and being PC to call people out nowadays.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 7:34 am
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11800 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:34 am to
I think the real problem might just be that she is bothered that he actually knows how to clean up after himself regularly in regards to 1 thing.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:34 am to
So he's not allowed to fap? Or she thinks any sort of item to assist in fapping is wrong? Must be baptist or something as suggested by another post.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:35 am to
My wife has a dragon dildo
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61317 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:35 am to
A man’s hand is a man’s dildo
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:38 am to
quote:

“I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”


Fleshlight = sicko, but man with hands attached to arms does not?

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:39 am to
I’d beat my wife if she was a hypocrite about a dildo.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11800 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:40 am to
quote:

I’d beat my wife
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