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re: Fleshlight vs vibrators/dildos?

Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:18 am to
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7451 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:18 am to
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im OP was asking why didnt he call out the girl AND his GF for being hypocrites.


Were they being hypocrites though? That information was never shared.

His girlfriend may have just been agreeing with her friend to comfort her and may not actually feel the same way. If he wants to address that with her, that's his call. But unless he knows for sure the friend has a vibrator, why insert yourself into that discussion. Unless he's friends with the husband.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20386 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:22 am to
IF this story is true, you need to set this chick (and by extension his own woman) straight on this issue. Being silent just lets your woman know you are weak and she has the upper hand. As far as a woman putting your business on the street like that, that is a red line break up trigger for me. I have always told anyone I was serious about that we handle our business between us. The second she takes it to her mom, her friend, a third party we are done. How is the husband supposed to be around people now knowing that his old lady is spreading his sex habits around for all to hear? Not because he is in the wrong but because everyone knows his woman is a prude and he isn’t getting any.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117132 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:25 am to
quote:

My SO’s friend found a fleshlight hidden in the house by her husband and is disgusted. Came and slept in our spare room last night and said things like: “I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”


I think your SO's friend needs to realize if she was slinging that pussy more often to her husband, he would be happy with just jacking it. That's he's gone to more extreme measure indicates to me she has the snatch on lockdown.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:25 am to
my SO got me a fleshlight for when I'm on the road and am stuck in the hotel for 20+ hours.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:26 am to
3 pages and not one person asked for pics of SO and/or friend.

OT slipping
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26120 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:26 am to
quote:

My SO’s friend found a fleshlight hidden in the house by her husband and is disgusted. Came and slept in our spare room last night and said things like:
“I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”


I think you stole this, since it is actually the plot of Back Door Neighbors vol3.

Seriously, it is the scene starting about 25 minutes into it. It is the second segment on the DVD.

So a friend told me.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:27 am to
quote:

my SO got me a fleshlight for when I'm on the road and am stuck in the hotel for 20+ hours.
smart woman!
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:29 am to
You need help.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39232 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:33 am to
There are women who understand a man's needs and women who do not. I agree with some other posters that this played into some insecurities
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9228 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:34 am to
quote:

dragon dildo


you made me google that. Craziest thing ever.

OP: I don't think a fleshlight is weird, I think she's just being insecure and an idiot, but those real doll things are weird to me, because you have that whole interaction with something that isn't even real, THAT part is weird to me.
Posted by PlanoPrivateer
Frisco, TX
Member since Jan 2004
2986 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:35 am to
I had to Google Lisa Ann - never heard of her. Now an hour and several of her videos later, I am back to finish reading and comment on this thread. And, I need a cigarette and I don't smoke.
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Buddy's wife bought him Fleshlight to bring with him on business travel. Trying to eliminate bar hoes back to room problem.


Your buddy sounds like a POS
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26120 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:46 am to
quote:

You need help.


Holy crap man, you know that movie and scene does not actually exist

Quit trying to be so damn righteous and go back to beating your wife
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:46 am to
It was a joke. I don’t need your help domestically abusing my property TYVM.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19961 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

I had to Google Lisa Ann - never heard of her. Now an hour and several of her videos later, I am back to finish reading and comment on this thread. And, I need a cigarette and I don't smoke.


You probably thought this was funnier that it actually is..
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26118 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:49 am to
quote:

My SO’s friend found a fleshlight hidden in the house by her husband and is disgusted. Came and slept in our spare room last night


Id be hitting that thing out of spite all night if I was that husband
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:50 am to
I’m just saying that if I found I vibrator/dildo that was my SO’s, I’d take it as a sign that I needed to step my game up.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:56 am to
Are fleshlights really any better than a hand and some good lube?

Asking for a friend...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:56 am to
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This post was edited on 10/1/18 at 5:30 pm
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Must be a young couple. At some point, your wife starts offering to buy one for you.


My buddy's wife bought him one for Christmas.
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