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re: Fleshlight vs vibrators/dildos?

Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:00 am to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:00 am to
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But unless he knows for sure the friend has a vibrator,
get real, she does..... no matter how in the closet a woman is, she HAS done things to herself. IT is a fact.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:04 am
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:03 am to
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I’m just saying that if I found I vibrator/dildo that was my SO’s, I’d take it as a sign that I needed to step my game up.
you will lose.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:06 am to
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It may not even be about you but your SO just wanting to cum alone and without going through all of the motions of having sex with you, which should be perfectly ok.


I really don’t get this. Way I look at it is, I would always much rather the SO be there doing it if I’m gonna be yanking one out. I’d always much rather be having sex instead of jerking off. Why y’all gotta be so damn selfish?
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:08 am
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:08 am to
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you will lose.


Well no shite, but hopefully the success rate would go up a couple percentage points.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:09 am to



Idk
This post was edited on 10/1/18 at 5:30 pm
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24454 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:11 am to
Everyone has honestly missed a big point here. I’d agree there is not a difference between a flesh light and dildo.

I think the reason the SO was likely mad was she didn’t know about it.

It’s one thing to have it, it’s another to hide it. Same thing with a dildo for a wife.
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:11 am to
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, I would always much rather the SO be there doing it if I’m gonna be yanking one out.


yeah, but you and your SO aren't gonna be together 24/7, some people travel.

Plus its impossible to make your dick vibrate.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:12 am to
Guess it’s different for women, I’ve always found that I’d rather have a teammate there helping me achieve my goal
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:12 am to
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I think the reason the SO was likely mad was she didn’t know about it.



quote:

I didn’t know I was married to a sicko....pervert....weirdo...etc”


He’s a perv because he hid it from her?

She called him a perv.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:14 am
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:13 am to
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It’s one thing to have it, it’s another to hide it.


I agree with this. Why even marry someone you can't be honest with and have to sexually suppress yourself with.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:14 am to
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Plus its impossible to make your dick vibrate.


That’s probably the best point of the thread right there.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:16 am to
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My wife has a dragon dildo


I spoiled her.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:16 am to
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Everyone has honestly missed a big point here. I’d agree there is not a difference between a flesh light and dildo.


Personally, I do think the flashlight is kinda sad, IMO.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24454 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:18 am to
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Plus its impossible to make your dick vibrate. That’s probably the best point of the thread right there.


Actually not true. Cock ring with vibrator.
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:19 am to
This is what happens if you marry a stuck up bitch or a model.

Thankful for my SO every time I hear these sad stories. I love going to toy stores with my SO and buying things. Life is too short to be married to a boring woman.

This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:24 am
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24454 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:19 am to
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Personally, I do think the flashlight is kinda sad, IMO.


Ha. Well I’ve probably turned my wife down twice in almost 15 years so I don’t know why she’d NEED a dildo either unless I traveled for work a lot which I don’t. So you could argue the same for a dildo honestly.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9228 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:24 am to
google the percentage of women that don't have an orgasm during sex. you'll find it surprising at best I'm guessing.
As a man your odds are much higher, and therefore you're much less likely to look at it as a chore or something that has a low ROI.
Men are a little insecure about women becoming sort of blaise about sex as a private thing, but until they are very comfortable with the subject then they're not going to feel comfortable with telling you if they're not there with you.
if you're a shitty, selfish guy then you don't care, as long as you get yours, but if you're not then you make sure that it happens for her and is genuine, and when you do that, shes much less likely to think of sex with you as a means to an end. ( I say you in a very broad sense there, no offense. )
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:31 am to
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Well I’ve probably turned my wife down twice in almost 15 years so I don’t know why she’d NEED a dildo either unless I traveled for work a lot which I don’t. So you could argue the same for a dildo honestly.


The only rebuttal that I could have for that is how many times have you not made her get off when y’all had sex in those 15 years. I know that unless I’m pretty intoxicated or unless we’ve already had sex a couple times that day, I’m gonna be getting mine. I know for a fact she hasn’t always gotten hers, so I could see the reasoning on her behalf.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48426 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:32 am to
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Of course I stayed out of the conversation and kept my thoughts to myself


Cuck
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
954 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:32 am to
4 pages and no one commented "wood" about the pic of the Real Doll. OT having an off day for sure.

Oh... and wood.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:33 am
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