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re: Fleshlight vs vibrators/dildos?

Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:12 pm to
Math is hard for you?
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10256 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:13 pm to
You should’ve brought up the vibrator comparison. Pussy
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:15 pm to
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He gets laid, by a divorcee. She calls him...Daddy.



I've actually been seeing someone for a few weeks.

Nice girl.

Like genuinely kind.

I can't figure out what I did for this one to like me, but I'm chalking it up as a win.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:16 pm to
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I can't figure out what I did for this one to like me
I'm assuming you offered to buy her a cake.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15307 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:16 pm to
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Damn y'all are with some suppressed bitches. My wife and i sometimes hit up sex toy shops on date night. What's the big deal?


Yep no big deal. Just make sure your wife doesn't purchase something to shove up your arse.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:17 pm to
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I'm assuming you offered to buy her a cake.



You don't know me well enough for your insults to make sense.

Be better.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:19 pm to
I know you describe yourself as a fatty.

Be thinner
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:23 pm to
I can lose weight, and I am. You can never gain charm or intelligence.

Two things which have enabled me to do things you can never hope to achieve.

I pity you.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:27 pm to
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enabled me to do things you can never hope to achieve.
such as?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:43 pm to
Net worth above a half million by 22?

When's the last time you could call the governor or B.I. Moody if you needed a recommendation letter?

How about the confidence to talk myself into and out of just about any situation?






The ability to derail a thread like no other.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138839 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:46 pm to
Mr. Braxton was always nice to me

just sayin'
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:47 pm to
Mrs. Te was an angel. That's for sure.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:49 pm to
What the hell is going on in here?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:51 pm to
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Net worth above a half million by 22?
self made man or parents money?

If the former, cheers. If the latter, .
quote:

When's the last time you could call the governor or B.I. Moody if you needed a recommendation letter?
who the F is b.i. moody?
quote:


How about the confidence to talk myself into and out of just about any situation?
all wasted on a fat divorcee. Shame.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:52 pm to
I know, right

Bunch of name-dropping fleshlight users up in here
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:53 pm to
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The ability to derail a thread like no other.


You’re definitely the Babe Ruth of that.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:53 pm to
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What the hell is going on in here?



I wanted to see how far this thread could be pushed...
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77690 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:55 pm to
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You can never gain charm or intelligence.


bullshite.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:56 pm to
Bitches love bacon.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:57 pm to
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What the hell is going on in here?


Some fat lumberjack is slaying more poon than you and bringing every single one of them to sexual ecstasy while making a bajillion dollars a year and hanging out with Gov JBE...

What have you done with your life?
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