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re: Fleshlight vs vibrators/dildos?
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:39 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:39 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Came and slept in our spare room last night
Should have told her with a wink and a knowing look that her husband wasn't missing her.
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Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:50 am to georgia
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google the percentage of women that don't have an orgasm during sex. you'll find it surprising at best I'm guessing.
They're not having sex with me.
Very important distinction.
Every ex has come sniffing back around.
If only I could master the part where they aren't moaning....
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:51 am
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:53 am to X123F45
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google the percentage of women that don't have an orgasm during sex. you'll find it surprising at best I'm guessing.
They're not having sex with me.
Very important distinction.
Every ex has come sniffing back around.
then i bet you arnet having sex with enough women. Because there are women out there that very rarely come to climax and it isnt the fault of the man. Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:54 am to georgia
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google the percentage of women that don't have an orgasm during sex. you'll find it surprising at best I'm guessing.
Ya know, it’s a two way street there. Women could open their mouths and do a little thing called communicate if they’re not getting theirs from their SO. That’s the kinda bullshite women use to justify cheating, “I wasn’t getting any satisfaction from sex with him.” Well then let him know! He’s not going to innately know that unless you tell him.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:03 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Most every girl I’ve known has had a vibrator or dildo stashed away somewhere
Either that or there is always a cucumber in the fridge.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:04 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Young couple drama is funny
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:06 am to theunknownknight
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A man’s hand is a man’s dildo
It's also my date for tonight.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:06 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Most every girl I’ve known has had a vibrator or dildo stashed away somewhere.
My wife surely does. And it's quite intimidating to me.
She purchased the "molded" after Lexington Steele vibrating dildo.
When powered on, it literally sounds like a collection of iPhones on vibrate going off. And speaking of going off, that she does. It's the equivalent, but on a smaller scale, of listening to 747's takes off. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that that thing is powered by a car battery and not 3 "D" batteries.
While I just sit back and watch. And not in the "I'm having fun" kind of watching. Like, she said, sit back and watch how this is supposed to really get done.
It sucks. But she doesn't. Quite frankly.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 10:10 am
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:09 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I mean, what's the difference in that and jerkin it?
Surely he's not outlawed from a participating in a little "me-time", right?
Surely he's not outlawed from a participating in a little "me-time", right?
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:10 am to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:thats not what we are arguing.
Women could open their mouths and do a little thing called communicate if they’re not getting theirs from their SO. That’s the kinda bullshite women use to justify cheating, “I wasn’t get
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:11 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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Well then let him know! He’s not going to innately know that unless you tell him.
you're completely right about that.
but we're pretty repressed overall as a society about it.
and maybe communication in general.
being able to talk to one another openly without the other getting defensive is the only way that happens, but if we're being honest, we're pretty fricking selfish as individuals, and so being defensive is the default, and hinders actual progress, simply because its easier on the ego.
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That’s the kinda bullshite women use to justify cheating, “I wasn’t getting any satisfaction from sex with him.
Men use the same excuse to justify it too. "I'm not getting it at home" It's bullshite on both ends.
cause and effect.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:15 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Those fleshlight things creep me out, which is not very easy to do. I’m not talking down on those who use them, just not my thing.
On the other hand, anyone who’s not integrating vibrator usage into you and the Mrs. (or the random hookup or whatever’s) routine is missing out. It would have solved this post before it even was brought up. Hell, it’ll solve everything, ever, channel your pre-Kap inner Nike, and it do it, to her, while she masterbates. And don’t thank me later, no one wants to know your business.
On the other hand, anyone who’s not integrating vibrator usage into you and the Mrs. (or the random hookup or whatever’s) routine is missing out. It would have solved this post before it even was brought up. Hell, it’ll solve everything, ever, channel your pre-Kap inner Nike, and it do it, to her, while she masterbates. And don’t thank me later, no one wants to know your business.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:16 am to georgia
quote:while you say this, USUALLY the man does vocalize this before he goes outside the house to get his. The wife doesnt believe it until it happens and forgets that he was telling her that he wanted/needed sex because she is upset about what he did.
Men use the same excuse to justify it too. "I'm not getting it at home" It's bullshite on both ends.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:18 am to georgia
i named my pocket pussy Liz
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:19 am to CarRamrod
I understand that, just saying.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:20 am to CarRamrod
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while you say this, USUALLY the man does vocalize this before he goes outside the house to get his. The wife doesnt believe it until it happens and forgets that he was telling her that he wanted/needed sex because she is upset about what he did.
So what we have here is a, "failure to communicate."
More people need to realize that "marriage isn't for you" and if they did, chances are our divorce rate in this country would decrease.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:29 am to Rouge
shes going to rip you a new one for that. 
CR: Ideally yes, but if you dont discuss the WHY, then shes not going to be any more motivated to change things.
Some men want women to be bulletproof 24/7, initiate sex, give great BJ's, talk dirty at home, but never in public, ride a dick like a rodeo champion, know how to get herself off, all without having ever slept with more than 3 people in her life or shes a whore.
It's a frustrating area for women to balance, and probably why a lot of women are opting out it. It's not correct on either end, and I think that overall the tide is changing, but the growing period that we are in now is rough for both genders, and that's why there are people like wiki who believe that women are worthless and women who wear pussy hats and hate men, they're two sides of the same coin, but in between those two extremes there is a balance that we can find that's much healthier and happier for both genders. it just takes us laying down our respective egos and talking about every end of the issue to find the root and fix it, instead of just saying your peace and walking away frustrated.
CR: Ideally yes, but if you dont discuss the WHY, then shes not going to be any more motivated to change things.
Some men want women to be bulletproof 24/7, initiate sex, give great BJ's, talk dirty at home, but never in public, ride a dick like a rodeo champion, know how to get herself off, all without having ever slept with more than 3 people in her life or shes a whore.
It's a frustrating area for women to balance, and probably why a lot of women are opting out it. It's not correct on either end, and I think that overall the tide is changing, but the growing period that we are in now is rough for both genders, and that's why there are people like wiki who believe that women are worthless and women who wear pussy hats and hate men, they're two sides of the same coin, but in between those two extremes there is a balance that we can find that's much healthier and happier for both genders. it just takes us laying down our respective egos and talking about every end of the issue to find the root and fix it, instead of just saying your peace and walking away frustrated.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:43 am to Tigeralum2008
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Are fleshlights really any better than a hand and some good lube?
Significantly
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:44 am to sweetwaterbilly
quote:Pfft. Mine has a 12v battery charger built-in to the nightstand...
My SO bought a fancy electric toothbrush but keeps it in the drawer of the bedside table?
That's normal right?
...right?
.... with CLAMPS!
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:47 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Of course I stayed out of the conversation and kept my thoughts to myself.
Wise man
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