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re: First completely free grocery store opens in New York City

Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19953 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:37 pm to
This won’t turn into a dumpster fire.

There is no way this doesn’t have issues quickly
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9172 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:39 pm to

Diversity is our strength

Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
35608 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:43 pm to
There was a movie (somewhat) about this one time long ago

Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
57961 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3237 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:50 pm to
Someone needs be there live to record the opening. It’s going to go exactly how we all think it will.
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3808 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:54 pm to
So no limits, no rules, just a simulation of the first 20 minutes of Black Friday at every hood Walmart all day long?

If they would set up PPV streaming cameras they could pay the store off in 3 solid cays
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:57 pm to
I give it about 2.5 hours before someone is physically assaulted and the police have to show up

2.5 hours before the store opens that is. The violence will start in the line
This post was edited on 2/4/26 at 5:00 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

They'll somehow use this to try to get more people to gamble on their apps


I'm wondering if Polymarket has already set up an online gamble on the success of this grocery store.
What's the Over/Under on opening day?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40954 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:00 pm to
When they run out of stuff, freeloaders at the end of the line will bitch.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89768 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:00 pm to
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for 5 days



Why only 5 days?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79933 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:03 pm to
Let's see how someone manages to shoplift there. It will be creative.
Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
881 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:10 pm to
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4003 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:12 pm to


Out in the cold in a Food line just the way communism always works.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92249 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Out in the cold in a Food line


if they'd get a job I'd bet most places have heating available
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5726 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:13 pm to
Rouses just opened a free grocery store in New Orleans East just this past week.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11693 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:17 pm to
"It wasn't real communism anyway."

-Some dipshit a year from now
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7800 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:18 pm to
I can’t wait for this shite. My body is ready for the fail.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196556 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:20 pm to
those great soviet bread lines,, the left can cosply communism even more

they all seem to be able to afford nice warm clothes and coffee

Where are the needy immigrants?

Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14665 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:23 pm to
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This will fail in grand fashion.

It's an advertising stunt. It can't fail, so long as people talk about Polymarket.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1600 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:28 pm to
What are they trying to prove with this?
That people are going to come show up for a bunch of free shite?
Not a shocking win there.
Are they trying to put up a front to act like this is actually a sustainable thing for weeks or months beyond some phony short-term giveaway?
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