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re: Fight: Alvin Kamara, Black Mamba, or a Grey Wolf
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:55 pm to TennesseeFan25
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:55 pm to TennesseeFan25
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How are you going to kill a snake in a dumpster that his body length takes up the majority of and is 10x faster than you? Whose 1 bite will kill you.
I have caught a lot of snakes, I feel like I would at least have one shot to grab it. I know I don’t stand a chance against a wolf and Kamara is a shitload stronger than me. It wouldn’t be a great chance but it would be my best shot.
I guess if the lid of the dumpster is open I could get a chance at an overhead strike on Kamara, but I think I would still take my chances with the snake.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 3:59 pm
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Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:56 pm to Tyga Woods
wolf and a bat
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:03 pm to Tyga Woods
The snake is certain death in that confined space.
You MIGHT get one swing with bat at wolf, then its over. It's bites will break bones. Wolves ARE NOT "dogs". They have not been tamed over generations... they are a wild animal.
Taking Kamara with the bat. Only reasonable choice.
You MIGHT get one swing with bat at wolf, then its over. It's bites will break bones. Wolves ARE NOT "dogs". They have not been tamed over generations... they are a wild animal.
Taking Kamara with the bat. Only reasonable choice.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:11 pm to Hook Em Horns
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lol the AVERAGE of all wolves on this planet is 180? bull fricking shite.
No the largest Grey Wolf on record is 175. The average is around 90 for males.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:18 pm to nes2010
quote:Not one of those, Sparky. Even the African bushmen are terrified of them, moreso than lions, hippos, etc.
I have caught a lot of snakes
It is the wicked fastest snake you've ever imagined, ant at 10 feet long, is not small enough to squash easily.
Kamara, on the other hand, is the most dangerous game. I'll take a bat and a wolf.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:31 pm to Tyga Woods
Wolf with bat. Force him into a corner with the bat in his mouth and gouge his eyes out.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:47 pm to Tyga Woods
10 million bucks and a hot bish waiting for me in a 5-star hotel suite?
Buddy, give me Alvin Kamara and I'll guarantee you he's going to be the one who is scared.
Buddy, give me Alvin Kamara and I'll guarantee you he's going to be the one who is scared.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:50 pm to Tyga Woods
I'd give Kamara the money after I smash Sarah... Or I'll keep the money and he can smash... I just have to be able to watch lol...
OP didn't think this through. Kamara is making under 500k this season. He absolutely will make a deal for money, especially if you have the bat lol. If you didn't, he'd be more willing to fight you and take all of the 10 million.
OP didn't think this through. Kamara is making under 500k this season. He absolutely will make a deal for money, especially if you have the bat lol. If you didn't, he'd be more willing to fight you and take all of the 10 million.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:06 pm to Tyga Woods
Take off my shirt, throw it on the snake's head, then lunge to grab its throat. Shirt is not a weapon.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:16 pm to keepitsimple
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Take off my shirt, throw it on the snake's head, then lunge to grab its throat. Shirt is not a weapon.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:22 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Kamara, I mean it didn’t say to the death or who had to win. Just tell Kamara to pretend to fake like we got into a fight, give him some of the cash later and everyone is happy.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:49 pm to Dam Guide
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Kamara, I mean it didn’t say to the death or who had to win. Just tell Kamara to pretend to fake like we got into a fight, give him some of the cash later and everyone is happy.
Damn. Guess you outsmarted the OP
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:56 pm to Tyga Woods
Kamara likes Air Heads and plays for the Saints, I will go with him.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:02 pm to Dam Guide
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Kamara, I mean it didn’t say to the death or who had to win. Just tell Kamara to pretend to fake like we got into a fight, give him some of the cash later and everyone is happy.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:09 pm to nes2010
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I’ll take the snake. How are you going to use the bat in a dumpster?
"In Africa, the saying goes in the bush an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba—and this is true in Africa since the dawn of time—is death sure. Hence its handle: Death Incarnate."
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:11 pm to Tyga Woods
Why would I dig around in a dumpster for some fat chick
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:12 pm to keepitsimple
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Take off my shirt, throw it on the snake's head, then lunge to grab its throat. Shirt is not a weapon.
Good luck with that.
The Black Mamba is the fastest venomous snake in the world...when cornered (like in a dumpster)....they will become very aggressive and strike their victims numerous times rapidly.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:23 pm to Tyga Woods
It seems uncalled for to call Kamara an animal. As far as i know he hasn't displayed any real thuggish behaviour.
Wearing a removable grill and getting fricked up doesnt qualify.
ETA: Unless you mean he's a beast because of his natural athletic ability.
Wearing a removable grill and getting fricked up doesnt qualify.
ETA: Unless you mean he's a beast because of his natural athletic ability.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:26 pm to Tyga Woods
Snake
Posted on 1/11/18 at 6:29 pm to Tyga Woods
Is the key flammable
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