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Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:25 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Also in the dumpster are...
Alvin Kamara
Black Mamba
Or a Wolf
Think about it this way. The wolf isn't poisonous, so a lucky strike won't kill you...and it doesn't have opposable thumbs, so it can't take the bat away from you and beat you to death with it.
I'm taking the bat and the wolf for the win.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:27 pm to The Mick
You wouldnt be able to hit him. You're too slow.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:27 pm to madmaxvol
Yeah, a wolf just locks onto you and tears you to pieces. I don’t think the people saying wolf realize how large they are. Inside a dumpster, that wolf is taking up much more room than a man
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:28 pm to madmaxvol
quote:
Think about it this way. The wolf isn't poisonous, so a lucky strike won't kill you...and it doesn't have opposable thumbs, so it can't take the bat away from you and beat you to death with it.
I'm taking the bat and the wolf for the win.
So you’re hoping that you can land enough lethal blows with the bat before the wolf lands enough lethal bites and scratches. Bold move.
I’m taking my chances with Kamara.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:29 pm to Tyga Woods
Uhhh...the only answer is Alvin Kamara.
If that Black Mamba gets a bite on you, you won't make it to the hotel room to have sex before you die.
That wolf is going to frick your world up quickly.
At least with Kamara, you understand how human beings function. He might be stronger and faster than you, but you know where to punch and kick to have a chance.
This really isn't a difficult question.
If that Black Mamba gets a bite on you, you won't make it to the hotel room to have sex before you die.
That wolf is going to frick your world up quickly.
At least with Kamara, you understand how human beings function. He might be stronger and faster than you, but you know where to punch and kick to have a chance.
This really isn't a difficult question.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:29 pm to Tyga Woods
Kobe has really slimmed down in retirement.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:30 pm to Ed Osteen
quote:
. I don’t think the people saying wolf realize how large they are
It's an overgrown dog.
The snake is going to kill you, without tools, in a confined small space, with a snake that is average 8-10 feet, and can max out at 14 feet. - Snake you have no chance at all.
NFL running back - That NFL key phrase means he's better than you at life, and likely grew up in bad conditions.
Puppy dog - there are no good options, but a puppy dog, is the least threatening of them all. I've seen beauty and the beast, ole dude makes it away from them easily.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:30 pm to madmaxvol
I guess the bat and wolf. Better not miss. With the wolf you worry about missing, not getting a knock out and the wolf gets a hold of a vital and doesn't let go. Dead. With Kamara you worry about missing, not getting a knock out and he takes it from you and beats you to death.
What if you had anti-venom treatment ready - would that change your mind about possibly choosing the snake? How many times would that fricker be able to bite you before you were able to catch it and kill it. Probably too many times for anti-venom to even help.
What if you had anti-venom treatment ready - would that change your mind about possibly choosing the snake? How many times would that fricker be able to bite you before you were able to catch it and kill it. Probably too many times for anti-venom to even help.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:31 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Your can use a baseball bat on Kamara or the Wolf but no weapon with the snake.
Which animal are you going to fight?
RACIST.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:31 pm to StringedInstruments
And to add...
I started a thread a few months ago asking if people here thought they could take out a bobcat with their bare hands. It went on for like 10 pages of people arguing if it was possible. Bobcats are about 15 pounds.
You think we're just suddenly going to have a chance against a 100 pound wolf in an enclosed space?
I started a thread a few months ago asking if people here thought they could take out a bobcat with their bare hands. It went on for like 10 pages of people arguing if it was possible. Bobcats are about 15 pounds.
You think we're just suddenly going to have a chance against a 100 pound wolf in an enclosed space?
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:32 pm to Tyga Woods
Snake.
It will be trying to get away as it is a docile creature. A nice curb stomp to the head and neck area ought to take care of it.
It will be trying to get away as it is a docile creature. A nice curb stomp to the head and neck area ought to take care of it.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:32 pm to Tyga Woods
You guys check the knuckles of Kamara, the wolf and the snake and let me know which one has the baddest knuckles.
I'll do a knuckle check of Sarah and report back.
I'll do a knuckle check of Sarah and report back.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:32 pm to Tyga Woods
Going with the wolf. Kamara I think could take one hit with a bat and then beat the shite out of me. Terrified of snakes. Give me the feral dog.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:33 pm to DatNolaClap
quote:I'd slap you twice before you knew what hit ya.
You wouldnt be able to hit him. You're too slow.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:33 pm to The Mick
give me a bat, and ill take on any dog !
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:35 pm to Tyga Woods
Alvin's a goner
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:37 pm to Ed Osteen
quote:
eah, a wolf just locks onto you and tears you to pieces. I don’t think the people saying wolf realize how large they are. Inside a dumpster, that wolf is taking up much more room than a man
We were talking about a grey wolf (on left)...not a dire wolf (fictional and on right). Also...in the graphic you provided...the man was 5'9"...not an OT BAW that is 6'2" and a shredded 235.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:37 pm to Tyga Woods
Is there trash in the dumpster?
It would conceal the snake, but limit the mobility of kamara and the wolf
It would conceal the snake, but limit the mobility of kamara and the wolf
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:39 pm to Tyga Woods
Let me brush up on some Steve Irwin videos, and I'm good with the snake. Can I have one 2ft square piece of cardboard?
EDIT: I would also take a Yellow Mongoose if allowed.
EDIT: I would also take a Yellow Mongoose if allowed.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 2:44 pm
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