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Fight: Alvin Kamara, Black Mamba, or a Grey Wolf
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:14 pm
In an empty commercial dumpster
Is a key to a hotel room
Where Sarah Kohan
is waiting to give you a briefcase with $10 million in exchange for having sex with her.
Also in the dumpster are...
Alvin Kamara
Black Mamba
Or a Wolf
Your can use a baseball bat on Kamara or the Wolf but no weapon with the snake.
Which animal are you going to fight?
Is a key to a hotel room
Where Sarah Kohan
is waiting to give you a briefcase with $10 million in exchange for having sex with her.
Also in the dumpster are...
Alvin Kamara
Black Mamba
Or a Wolf
Your can use a baseball bat on Kamara or the Wolf but no weapon with the snake.
Which animal are you going to fight?
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 2:35 pm
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Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:15 pm to Tyga Woods
Kamara's a pussy. Id frick him up.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:15 pm to Tyga Woods
frick snakes, I'm going for the wolf here
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to Tyga Woods
Are the saints in the playoffs in this scenario?
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to Tyga Woods
I'll take option D and JJO.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to lsurulz1515
grey wolf , give me a weapon tho
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to Tyga Woods
Wolf undoubtedly
There is no killing the black mamba, you're going to die with the snake in that small of a space.
Alvin Kamara is definitely gang affiliated, and you and your whole family will get shot up if you kill him.
There is no killing the black mamba, you're going to die with the snake in that small of a space.
Alvin Kamara is definitely gang affiliated, and you and your whole family will get shot up if you kill him.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to Tyga Woods
frick all these hypothetical questions and shite. How about you post some more pics of lovely Sarah?
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to The Mick
Kamara
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:16 pm to lsurulz1515
quote:
I'm going for the wolf here
Average male wolf weight is 180...
And Kamara isn’t near the thug his image suggests
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:18 pm to Ed Osteen
quote:
Are the saints in the playoffs in this scenario?
Is AK41 going to win us a Super Bowl? If not, I'll frick his arse up with that bat
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:18 pm to Tyga Woods
I’ll take the snake. How are you going to use the bat in a dumpster?
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:19 pm to nes2010
quote:
I’ll take the snake. How are you going to use the bat in a dumpster?
How are you going to kill a snake in a dumpster that his body length takes up the majority of and is 10x faster than you? Whose 1 bite will kill you.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:19 pm to Tyga Woods
My nickname in college was Black Mamba. I got it because I have a small white penis.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:20 pm to TennesseeFan25
I’d last longer with the venom than the girl so I win anyways
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:20 pm to Tyga Woods
I'm going Kamara.
I think with a bat I could pretty much incapacitate him before he laid a hand on me. I think I could probably do the same to the wolf though although the margin for error is smaller.
The snake hell no....no matter what I have to put my hand on it with no aid. If you gave me like a metal rod or something that I could safely pick it up with....maybe I'd take that.
I think with a bat I could pretty much incapacitate him before he laid a hand on me. I think I could probably do the same to the wolf though although the margin for error is smaller.
The snake hell no....no matter what I have to put my hand on it with no aid. If you gave me like a metal rod or something that I could safely pick it up with....maybe I'd take that.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:21 pm to Ed Osteen
well, you might kill Kamara if you hit him with a baseball bat. That means prison.
OP, are we assuming no one ever finds out?
Either way, I think I'm taking the wolf.
OP, are we assuming no one ever finds out?
Either way, I think I'm taking the wolf.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:21 pm to Tyga Woods
Wolves are horrible fighters in dumpsters. I'd bash it's head in.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:22 pm to Tyga Woods
Kamara hands down. Just would have to make sure that first swing is a doozy. Otherwise he'd grab the bat from my pussy skinny arms and beat the ever living shite out of me.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 2:23 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:
Wolves are horrible fighters in dumpsters. I'd bash it's head in.
Haha, you saw that underground video too? I thought ole boy was going to get torn to pieces but he just snapped the dang thing's neck.
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