re: Explain nudism to me.

My parents were friends with a couple that were nudists when I was growing up. They were normal folks otherwise - he was Vice President of a small local bank and she was secretary at a law office. They used to have naked weekends where they’d stay naked at their house all weekend. My brother and I were always weirded out sitting on their furniture after learning that tidbit about them.

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What is the appeal of being naked?

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it builds self esteem having people see your little weiner and not mock you.

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What is the appeal of being naked?

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You really don't know?

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What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?

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Oh, you're projecting. Carry on.

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When I was around 8, so 1983’ish, my dad took my brother, sister, and I crabbing. We were around avery island somewhere when he decided to cut a u’ey to find a different spot. The place he pulled into to turnaround was a nudist colony. Even at 8 I thought these folks need more clothes, not less. I think it follows the same logic as youth is wasted on the young. Nudism is wasted on the fat, flabby, sloppy, old, etc.

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More important question

How was the crabbing?

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Explain nudism to me.

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True story.

Back when me and my younger sister were little we'd get dropped off at our grandmother's house when my mom was at work. We were probably 4 and 5 or so. Most of the dead-end street were either sisters of my grandmother or other extended relatives so we had the run of the place and in that little street everyone knew us. My great aunt had an older grandson that had been a full on hippie in the 60's and in the early 70's when we're talking about had two kids, a boy and a girl, and they were there a ton while we were.

And he and his idiot hippie wife had them running around bare arse naked all day long. Didn't matter what we were doing, they were there all pink and exposed.

My sister and I basically refused to play with them because it was so gross... Who the hell wants to share their Big Wheel with some kid that's got his a-hole pressed against your seat?!?

Clothing optional beaches in France, like Pampelonne beach is amazing. Lots of restaurants, bars, resorts - some nice naked some not. Use lots of sunscreen, haha. Walking out of lunch place and asked topless lady to take picture of wife and I. We had clothes on but she had nice buoys!

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They aren’t swingers,

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For the "its only fat, old people" crowd, go to Hippie Hollow on Lake Travis for 4th of July or Labor Day weekends. You're welcome.

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Drove my 4 wheeler down the nude beach one time to check it out in Texas High Island area and it was fricking disgusting. Nothing but old fat people.

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I went to one on Oahu and there were actually a few hot chicks there but it was still like a 50-1 old fat guy to hot chick ratio.

I also accidently went to one in Germany (well, we went to a regular beach and a lot of people were naked). Luckily my kids were very young. I have a hilarious picture of my [at-the-time] 18 month old son building a sandcastle with a circle of 10 naked elderlies throwing around a beachball right behind him. I wanted to use it as our Christmas card but my wife shot that down.